french burrito

When someone shits in their tidy whitys out of fear
James was so scared of the neighbors dog, while he was running from it, he made a French burrito.
by HappyFresno February 14, 2018
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Burritos Attack

When, after eating a lot of burritos, you get a crazy Mexican spicy diarrhea
guy 1 : Are you down for some taco bell?

guy 2 : No thanks my ass still burn from the last burritos attack
by blumpkin666 February 09, 2011
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arturian burrito

A female ejaculates ("squirts") into a burrito and feeds it to someone who may be unaware of its special ingredient.
Hey troute, bring me one of those special arturian burritos for lunch.
by Troute September 02, 2015
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Red Burrito

When you have sex with a girl on her period and she sucks you off afterward.
Buy me a seafood dinner and I'll give you the red burrito.
by CaptainMeatBeater September 30, 2016
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Greasy Burrito

A sex act in which a bunch of dudes cum another guys dick, and then the dude who was came on fucks a girl
by the_cool_kid_on_the_block April 19, 2018
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greasy burrito

(noun)

An intimate move involving:

Anal sex while your partner has profuse diarrhea, and then moving your penis from your partner's anus to their mouth. Closely related to ass to mouth

Alternate forms:

Greasy Taquito (noun)

Alternate form of 'greasy burrito.' A greasy burrito performed by a 'less fortunate' person.
"That bitch of a hooker I hired diarrhea'd all over my dick, so I gave her the ol' greasy burrito"

"Catcher: I feel weird"
*prrrt*
"Pitcher: I hope you're ready for a greasy burrito"
"Catcher: A what?"
"Pitcher: Open up!"
by toasty3000 March 23, 2017
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Burrito Buster

A slang term to describe a person's asshole.

-This especially applies in describing someone's asshole when they have eaten anything from taco bell, or any food

that unknowingly gives you diarrhea.

-Can also be applied when someone is getting literally/figuratively fucked in the asshole.
Person 1: How have you been holding up in online class recently?
Person 2: Honestly, schools been fucking me straight in the burrito buster, I'm getting 70 assignments a week, this is bullshit.
by Juwustin Ram0w0s July 21, 2020
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