Baltimore

Fucking monsters...

Maybe riot jokes are really fucking monsters.

Only in Baltimore.

by Seitan June 11, 2023

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Fuck you Baltimore

Fuck you Baltimore! Is a phrase and possible tagline from an ad for Big Bill Hell's Care in Baltimore, Maryland.

Person 1: Hey Bill, what's the tagline for your company?
Bill: Fuck you Baltimore!

by CzechShar October 2, 2023

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(1) A "Baltimore Boat" is an industrial ship equipped with a crane that is capable of loading & unloading full-sized cargo containers while at sea (NOT on dry land) and/or other heavy debris, such as pieces of a broken bridge or oil rig.

(2) A "Baltimore Boat" (Negative Connotation) iS a Ship That Accidentally Destroys Major iNFRASTRUCTURE, or Causes Naval iNCONViNiENCES, Much Like the "Ever Given" iN the Suez Canal.

(1) We need a Baltimore Boat to unload the baltimore boat that destroyed the Francis Scott Key Bridge.
(2) After the Baltimore Boat unloaded the cargo containers, it craned pieces of a broken bridge onto a transport ship for recycling.

by AQ22 March 29, 2024

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Baltimore Bow

When a Female uses her elbow crease to jerk off a Male's penis usually when the female is "tired" and doesn't want to do any work.

My girlfriend was real tired last night so she just gave me a baltimore bow.

by CaptianFartPants December 7, 2021

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Baltimore Blow Dryer

The act of covering your dick in Old Bay, making her suck it off, and sticking one live crab claw up her ass and making another pinch her tits. You then go to the Chesapeake Bay Bridge and cum off the top.

Homie: Yo stupid you get that Baltimore Blow Dryer from that one girl?
Me: Hell yeah dummy! That shi was fire. My dick still burn.

by Yur Dummy May 9, 2024

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