STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US, I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! My friends on TikTok send me memes, on Discord it's fucking memes, i was in a server, right? and ALL of the channels are just Among Us stuff. I-I showed my Champion underwear to my girlfriend, and the logo i flipped it and i said "Hey babe, when the underwear sus HAHA ding ding ding ding ding ding ding *takes breath* ding ding ding" I FUCKING LOOKED AT A TRASH CAN, I SAID "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY", I LOOKED AT MY PENIS, I THINK OF THE ASTRONAUT'S HELMET, AND I GO "PENIS, more like peenSUS" *takes breath* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by SomeMoronThatIsDumb February 14, 2023
Get the STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US!!mug. When you keep convincing yourself and your friends that you are the actual sussy amogus imposter from among us, this medical tragedy will cause severe concussions even though you aren’t falling down and landing on your head and hour long seizures when you see an among us meme.
Employer: hey it says here you have sussy among us balls syndrome, what is that?
Guy: oh it’s a medical problem I have a doctors note.
Employer: okay, well, would you mind reading this form and confirming it?
Guy: okay *reads paper* I’m alright with everything other than the “not murdering anyone” policy.
Employer: what do you mean by that
Guy: I have sussy among us balls syndrome I’m the imposter from among us.
Employer: oh right, you mean this game? *shows picture of among us character*
Guy: *has a painful and long seizure*
Employer: someone get a doctor for this goofy ahh medical patient
Guy: oh it’s a medical problem I have a doctors note.
Employer: okay, well, would you mind reading this form and confirming it?
Guy: okay *reads paper* I’m alright with everything other than the “not murdering anyone” policy.
Employer: what do you mean by that
Guy: I have sussy among us balls syndrome I’m the imposter from among us.
Employer: oh right, you mean this game? *shows picture of among us character*
Guy: *has a painful and long seizure*
Employer: someone get a doctor for this goofy ahh medical patient
by MangoSeltzerSucks July 22, 2022
Get the Sussy among us balls syndromemug. The among us imposter 3am challenge is a really dangerous challenge that has killed many people in the past, the challenge consists of the following steps
1. drink an among us potion
2. pick up the call from the among us
3. try not to die to the among us
The challenge is really scary and is only for extreme people.
1. drink an among us potion
2. pick up the call from the among us
3. try not to die to the among us
The challenge is really scary and is only for extreme people.
Hello guys welcome back to my youtube channel today i will be doing the among us imposter 3am challenge
by notsusman1014234 September 7, 2022
Get the among us imposter 3am challengemug. by Lapford Mafia October 31, 2020
Get the The only cool among us groupchatmug. Contrary to "Hop on Among Us", "Wanna hop on Among Us" is a slang term, begging for rough sex of any kind. The functioning difference is that "Wanna hop on Among Us" can be used in a heterosexual context and is mostly used by females.
Woman: Hey, Baby. Wanna hop on Among Us with me later? *Secretly wanting to be slammed into the headboard*
Man: Wow! YES!
The woman asked the man, "Wanna hop on Among Us with me?" because she is horny as hell, but wants to maintain plausible deniability.
Man: Wow! YES!
The woman asked the man, "Wanna hop on Among Us with me?" because she is horny as hell, but wants to maintain plausible deniability.
by ComputersAreCool February 16, 2021
Get the Wanna hop on Among Us with me?mug. The among us imposter 3 am challenge is a challenge based on the game among us,
you are required to call the among us imposter who looks like a jelly bean with little legs and a little blue part on his face that represents glass to sea through, the imposter has a backpack on his back. In the game the imposter is required to kill the other crew mates who look just like him, the challenge requires the challenger to call the imposter's phone number, the number will not be listed as this challenge has led to many deaths, after calling the imposter, DO NOT listen to what he says because he will say something like "unlock your door" or "(friends name) is the imposter" After the calls end in 10 to 30 minutes the imposter will come to your house with a knife, do not let him kill you or else you die. you need to shoot the imposter with a gun or a bomb, an m16 would work best for shooting the imposter and a pipe bomb would work for blowing him up. A second imposter might come but it is really rare.
you are required to call the among us imposter who looks like a jelly bean with little legs and a little blue part on his face that represents glass to sea through, the imposter has a backpack on his back. In the game the imposter is required to kill the other crew mates who look just like him, the challenge requires the challenger to call the imposter's phone number, the number will not be listed as this challenge has led to many deaths, after calling the imposter, DO NOT listen to what he says because he will say something like "unlock your door" or "(friends name) is the imposter" After the calls end in 10 to 30 minutes the imposter will come to your house with a knife, do not let him kill you or else you die. you need to shoot the imposter with a gun or a bomb, an m16 would work best for shooting the imposter and a pipe bomb would work for blowing him up. A second imposter might come but it is really rare.
by notsusman1014234 September 7, 2022
Get the among us imposter 3am challengemug. by sussy baka nya July 19, 2021
Get the among us sus among sus us sus sus susmug.