Cypriotic Accountant

An accountant that will rob you.

This guy was left with no money, his attorney robbed him like a cypriotic accountant.

by Tay Cint February 10, 2024

Outdoor Accountant

An accountant is usually an indoor type, therefore is not accustomed to the outdoor world. In times of crisis an accountant, when doing a shit job, will be banished to the outdoors to live amongst the wilder.

Didn't you hear? Kyle was that shite at work, I heard he's now an outdoor accountant..

by baaailelleee January 26, 2024

account stalking

When you or someone else goes through a persons posts out of obsession, boredom, or suspicion

Me:We're you account stalking me?
You:no I was just going through your old posts

by AuroraTheSluttyBitch July 26, 2017

Accountants High Wycombe

We believe in work! Providing best services related to Accounts, Payroll, Book Keeping, Business Advices & Local Accountants High Wycombe city based Office. The best fast services at affordable rates.

Accountants High Wycombe meaning in manners that we need an accountant for our business.

by Ubbey May 30, 2018

vassal account

an account where the user of this account is forced by another user from another account to fulfill his accounts on social media. Basically a fakeaccount but run by another person

Vassal accounts in some ways are fake accounts

by Instagrammer Expert (not) June 23, 2020

boobs account

Created after autocorrect changed bank to boobs, boobs accounts are a bit different from the average bank account. They don't just store money.
Cigarettes, beer, hello kitty breast implants, you name it, the boobs account can hold it.
Boobs accounts are the future, and a highly recommended investment!|

Hey Scarlett, your boobs account is looking a little full. How did you put so much inside?

by Pitbull2324 July 29, 2024

Accountable

No. I don't. That is an imaginary caveat you have invented.

Hym "And 'You need to be accountable for the things you say' is just your uppity, blimey, poofter way of saying 'You can say what you want but if I don't like it I get to do whatever I want to you' and NO. You DON'T get to do that. That isn't free speech. That is CONTINGENT speech and the contingency is the delicate sensibilities of some slack-jawed mongoloid. So, no. So maybe I wouldn't be saying what I'm saying if I hadn't been getting harass for years in a manner the resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia. Where is the accountability for them? Why is accountability always absent LITERALLY half the time? Fuck you. You're not an authority to which I can be held accountable."

by Hym Iam May 7, 2025