Pubelic Accounting

Counting all of the pubes while you are taking a piss in a public urinal.

Ant: Dude, there had to be like 19 pubes ranging from 1-3 inches just chillin' in the urinal when I took my piss.

Mike: That's cute. I see you are studying up on your pubelic accounting.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm January 17, 2019

Accountability

3 triangles in 5 minutes

This isn’t punishment, you’re being held accountable. Once we win or cut the bullshit we’re done.
Accountability.

by Rose State Retards February 17, 2022

from Accounting, don't worry about him

with whom i am cheating on you, worry about him.

"Who's John?"
"Oh, he's from Accounting, don't worry about him"

by yt_graystillployy February 2, 2024

joint change account

When a couple reaches the point in their relationship when they realize it would be easier to share piles of coins lying around the house and in the car, rather than try to maintain separate piles.

"How are things between you and Mary?"
"It's getting pretty serious, we moved in together and even opened a joint change account."

by libidinouslogophilia September 23, 2013

spy account

A pathetic fake second account used by people shunned by society for the purpose of watching people who have ostricized them. It is as sad as it sounds; they're watching people who don't want them around from the anonymnity of the internet. In real life you'd get arrested.

GET A LIFE JEFF/DONNY/BRAIN/ETC

"It joined at the same time as that troll and they know what's being said in the room. It's definitely their spy account."

by [CaveJohnson] September 21, 2023

I WILL DDOS YOUR DISCORD ACCOUNT

A copypasta made by a discord user which wanted to scare other users.

Erick: I HATE YOU!
Rob: FRICK OFF! I WILL DDOS YOUR DISCORD ACCOUNT!

by vaperion March 25, 2019

esraven account

A larger-than-usual sum of money temporarily-stored by a third party, and that's earmarked to be doled out later upon completion of a sale or contract.

One should be very wary and careful of who is chosen to manage an esraven account, or a number of people may be forced to "eat crow" regarding said financial transaction.

by QuacksO May 31, 2021