Jacob

Jew

Me: Let’s go out to eat!
Person: But that costs money.
Me: Oh, don’t be such a fucking Jacob!

by Katfaced696 February 24, 2018

Jacob

jacob is the perfect person to call when you don’t want a dog anymore.he will eat it for a small price of 2,000,000 dollars.he is always hungry watch out.he also like black guys twerking

*jacob sees black guy*

Jacob: i wonder what you would look like twerking

by Black guy twerking November 28, 2018

Jacob

Jacob is a guy that loves himself more than he loves others. He will always spend time checking his hair and applying spray. He will usually date a gorgeous but easy girl. He eats a lot and often gets upset over small things.

jacob is alright

by Pellet poo April 19, 2018

Jacob

Jacob is a needy Person Who always relies on other peoples affection. Jake up does not have a lot of friends and no significant other because they’re too scared of commitment

I don’t like Jacobs

by Paveet April 24, 2019

Jacob

Lazy, always tired, has an excuse for everything, the oposite of adventurous, enjoys video games on levels no one would understand, likes to be alone, not a sporty man, infact hates anything to do with going outside.

Jacob, come outside and play with us.

by John Salvich July 27, 2017

Jacob

A boy that's cool got a big dick. You never know he might jack off a lot may everynight or day. He's fit. Everyone wants to hangout with him. And he's funny.

Jacob is hot fucker who you can always rely on.

by The cool man June 22, 2018

jacob

A man who is depressed and has an 8 inch strapon up his arse and he is also wearing one, he can also never get a woman. HE IS 420 ASIAN.

Your such a jacob

by NICE KUNT November 27, 2016