A German smear is made by dipping two fingers in shit, doesn’t matter whose it is, then giving yourself a Hitler mustache with it. Now grab your lover and plant a big sloppy kiss.
Ryan would do anything for Cody, so when Cody asked to try the German smear, Ryan pooped his right there. #truelove
by El Conquistador May 19, 2018
Get the German smearmug. "dude,i heard gabriel is going to sleep over at hans house,i hope hans won't give him the german shower"
by PussyAssMaster92 April 12, 2020
Get the German showermug. Hansel and Gretel were having some beers with friends and Hansel stopped the party abruptly and announced his departure making a German exit.
by German exit February 8, 2017
Get the german exitmug. by gracethedipshit December 12, 2017
Get the german windbreakermug. When you're having intercourse with a female and proceed to penetrate her with a long candle, light it on fire, and wait for the wax to drip.
Bonus points if you wait for the wax to drip out, gather it up, and remold it into a wax dildo that you later use to fuck her, or let her fuck you with.
Bonus points if you wait for the wax to drip out, gather it up, and remold it into a wax dildo that you later use to fuck her, or let her fuck you with.
by Glazzingle January 22, 2021
Get the German Charizardmug. A harmless old fella, who bides his time by pottering along on his bike in a travelleresque manner. He is often seen in the town of Consett and nearby areas, riding along the road, with his telltale sign of indicating by flailing his arms about. But most of all, he can be recognized by his unique hat with a tufted duck feather pointing out the top.
All the information gathered about Herman is from rare encounters he has with the public. From public knowledge and my own experience, he spent some time in Munich before arriving to England by ship. He can be most commonly seen on the Derwent walk as he routinely rides along the eoute.
Alas, with many hero stories they have their sceptics. A rumor has arised that he isn't German but was infact born in Shotley Hospital.
All the information gathered about Herman is from rare encounters he has with the public. From public knowledge and my own experience, he spent some time in Munich before arriving to England by ship. He can be most commonly seen on the Derwent walk as he routinely rides along the eoute.
Alas, with many hero stories they have their sceptics. A rumor has arised that he isn't German but was infact born in Shotley Hospital.
by diggsy_malone March 21, 2022
Get the Herman the Germanmug. A method of masturbation using just the thumb and a downward facing open palm in sharp thrusts from the elbow away from the body
by Currant bunman May 24, 2015
Get the German wankmug.