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AR-15

1. A perfectly harmless device that throws pointy metal objects super duper fast, with which if it is referred to as an assault rifle people freak the fuck out and call you a snowflake tree hugging homo, but logic says not to call it a gun because it's just big as fuck and the common person assumes a gun to be something held in one hand, it surely doesn't look like a rifle; e.g. sniper rifle actually looks like a rifle, DEFINITELY cannot call it a machine gun, NRA members will likely FREAK OUT AT YOUR LACK OF EDUCATION REGARDING PROPER IDENTIFICATION AND CLASSIFICATION OF FIREARMS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Because we all have military experience, or small cocks with which we need to compensate for.

2. A pointy metal object thrower that is NOT DEADLY OR DANGEROUS AT ALL, yet is used by nearly every mass murderer, coincidence? Of course not, they just have constant flash sales promoting this type of pointy shooty thing at Mass Murdermart.

3. A tool with which all persons, children, rapitsts, criminals, murderers, terrorists, fuzzy foreigners, republican domestic terrorists, people of faith, people of no faith, don't forget ANTIFA, protestors, people "supervising and offering medical aid" to protestors, and hell aliens upon arrival into this galaxy should be given and expected to have on their person at all mother fucking times because MURICA!!!!!!!!!!
Now now Grady, an ar-15 is no more dangerous than a hammer or chef's knife, even though hammers and chef knifes have practical safe uses that society greatly benefit from and would be lost without, and ar-15 is just a murdering machine, did I say machine I'm soooooo sorry go fuck your sister.

Well Buck & Jeb perhaps it's not really hunting or challenging to use an ar-15 to hunt, sorta like using a gattling gun to "hunt fish" in a bucket.
by ThumbsUpSisterFucker May 27, 2022
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ar

Josh: Hey look it's ar.
James: They're pretty Chill.
by KamikazeWomanizer July 26, 2021
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Ar

Your name is probably Carl doing another trend but you can’t fool me
by Bruhbich_imaweeb May 22, 2021
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Lamar,AR

A town full of copper thieves, methamphetamines, dopermines, Alaskan wannabes, unsolved murder mysteries, and redneck ingenuities….. but I mean there is a dolla gentral so that’s cool.
“Bra, did you see those folks?” “Better lock yo shit up quick cuz.” “Them fools be from Lamar,AR.”

For real bro, they will flip anything or anyone for a fix.”
by That_one_guys_mom December 22, 2021
mugGet the Lamar,ARmug.

AR Rahman

AR Rahman is the only music director from india to win oscars. He has won many national awards, Filmfare and also grammy. His music is pure bliss to hear as always ❤
Eg. He will become a AR Rahman in future
by ARRbrasigan January 6, 2021
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AR

Assault Rifle, commonly used in war or in the quiet kids bag.
Yo he got dat AR with him.
by ohmagodbruh December 14, 2023
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Ares

A handsome dude with a rock hard dick
A: Have you heard of Ares?
B: Yeah he's really hot
by omorii July 5, 2021
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