Shrek Cult

A godly group of humans who worship shrek and will do anything they can to prove their faith. By the way shrekism is the one, true religion and the only one that actually makes sense in the human mind.The members are a group of friends named Grace,Donny,Adriana,Addison,Laila, and Luke. Grace is the writer. She writes speeches and quotes and such for the cult. She is the Grandma/Wolf in the Shrek Cult. Donny is the janitor. He cleans the swamp.He is Shrek in the Shrek Cult.Adriana is the leader by vote.She founded the cult.She is Donkey in the Shrek Cult.Addison is the treasurer. She can do math.She is Puss In Boots in the Shrek Cult. Laila is a member.We have not decided what her position may be.She is Fiona in the Shrek Cult.And finally, Luke is the evil peasent. He is Lord Farquaad in the Shrek Cult and we are questioning whether he is a Farquaad supporter so for now he is on probation. We also have an unofficial member or the cult. Her name is abbey and if she gets in the the cult she will be one of shrek’s babies. Her job for now is the executioner. She eats the Farquaad supporters. I am Grace. I am the writer of the group and that is why the definition is so long. I could go on,and I will. If you are still reading you are a true shrek supporter and thank you for that.Our Cult also has T-shirts and a group chat. We are very dedicated to this cult. Now, you may be wondering, are they serious right now? And yes, we take this Cult very seriously and it is NOT a joke.

I am a proud member of the Shrek Cult.

by ShrekTheGod327 November 30, 2019

shrek 5

an anime based on a mythical being named shrek. a must see for any newcomers to anime.

dude, have you seen shrek 5 yet?

no, but i heard it's really good.

by th4t n3rdy 9uy November 27, 2016

Shrek the Third

(noun/adjective) -A large amount of fecal matter placed directly from a Dreamworks Associate's anus onto a projector, which then sprouts two green, Shrek-like, ears.

ex. (adj.) "This pot roast tastes like Shrek the Third!"

ex. (n.) "I have to take a massive Shrek the Third."

ex. (n.) "I REALLY F***ING HATED SHREK THE THIRD!"

by SlapChopDj June 19, 2010

Shrek Dildo

Green dildo the size of a redwood tree. Used by famous celebs such as Miley Cyrus and Tom Cruise.

That's going to hurt someone, that's a Shrek Dildo if I've ever seen one.

by ChodeBurgelor January 9, 2015

Shrek's swamp

Shrek's swamp is a damp, disgusting area founded and therefore owned by Shrek. He gets infuriated when others attempt to invade it. Shrek desperately wanted privacy, and to be alone. We still have yet to find out what happens next in Shrek 5...

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by A_single_bean June 1, 2019

Shrek Balls

The act of sitting in one area for a prolonged amount of time and producing sweat near the crotch region, therefore replicating a swamp

Jaiden: Damn I got Shrek Balls rn i gotta go for a bit.

by Kuumai March 23, 2021

Shrek The Musical

The best thing Dreamworks has produced ever.

Me: Have you seen Shrek The Musical?
Friend: No.
Me: Watch it.
Friend: OK.

by Mild Bobby Sauce September 4, 2017