java bird

java birds are small winged birds who sing when a person has that first cup of strong coffee following an alcohol induced night out. they have shimmering colored feathers which denotes the particular octave of a bird (for example, ones with purple or black feathers will have lower singing voices whilst ones with pink tend to be higher).

The bird song is a happy and light 'javajava' tweet, and can be either a short or long chorus..depending on coffee strength and alcohol consumed.

i had a late night, but have already heard the java birds.

this hangover will subside once the java birds sing..

by gritpoit February 7, 2010

Bird

A term used to describe girls in England normally used by cringey chavs.

That bird is fit!

by SomeCooooolGuy January 19, 2019

bird in a bath

when one takes out his ball sack, makes a bit of a bowl with the excess skin and then pees a bit into the "bowl" and then shakes the "bowl" up and down giving the sensation of your dick being washed like a bird.

he liked to show us his bird in a bath and showed it to us all the time.

by the big ralph July 3, 2014

Dese Bird

Desert Eagle .50. One of the most powerful hand guns in the world. If you were to shoot someone at close range, you could literally blow their back out. You can hear this saying alot in the Hip-Hop community.

Yo J, grab me da Dese Bird. Ima bout to blast this fool.

by jK47 May 13, 2005

Georgia Bird Bath

Georgia Bird Bath is when you pee into another persons mouth while they gargle. Then you dunk your balls into the bubbles.

Girls below that wear print t-shirts love a “Georgia Bird Bath” before breakfast.

by IloveJon’smom May 24, 2023

Straight Up Bird Up

A fraise made by a long haired dip shit with autisim.

Like Straight up bird up my man

by Chosen_Undead September 24, 2023

Working a Bird

Working one bird equals working a full eight hour shift

"I was working a bird last night so I couldn't have killed that woman!."

by Mrlightningfast June 25, 2018