poo

shit

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by guchi mane May 6, 2018

Poo Branch

A big log of poo that fell out of someone's bum. People are known to swing from them from time to time.

*man doing poo squawks* "Aaah! What a relief to squeeze that beauty out.

Now it's time to get my hands dirty...

Boy do I love a poo branch"

by Rajjan Schmitzel June 13, 2023

Poos

An incredibly sexy, albeit somewhat slow, man who all the ladies want.
also short

Johnny is such a Poos.
Johnny bought me peanut M&M's rather than the peanut butter M&M's that I specifically requested, what a poos.

by Girthy cock engineer October 19, 2021

Poo grunt

Poo grunt is another word for a fart. As though a piece of crap is a beast in your bowels that grunts (farts) like a pig

"What stinks?", " that dirty bastard did a poo grunt"

by Ean. Nk. Holahan July 30, 2016

poo nut baby

A person conceived from an anal creampie that ahd dribbled its way into the vagina causing pregnancy of said poonut baby

Justin you poo nut baby, we all know your mother took it in the ass and you're an accident"

by Thenigga_BigD December 13, 2017

Poo Fridge

When you shit in your fridge so much poo starts to leak out of the creases and cracks in the fridge and all over kitchen floor.

Jack: OMG HENRY DID U SHIT IN THE FRIDGE AGAIN!
Henry: Maybe...
Jack: Well its turned into a fucking poo fridge!

by John Wock April 14, 2022

Poo due

Noticeable moisture that typically collects between ones buttocks cheeks.

I noticed a lot of poo due in my shorts after my run this morning.

by Wis Wan November 14, 2018