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what the cow, man?!

a replacement for cursing that can be said in mixed company. 'cow' can replace almost any curse word, including shit, fuck, cunt, among others. see mothercow.
starrk: rebecca black is like the best evaaarrrr!

Bonzo: what the cow, man?!
by bonzo970 July 11, 2011
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My Dad What???

The act of a girl that only has half of a normally functioning brain asking to include your dad in the upcoming sexuall events.
Darren: "Dude we could use the motorhome!"
Chase: "Yeah bro."
Lacy: "Your dad could help too."
Chase: "My dad what???"
Chase and Darren: "hahahahahahahaha"
Lacy:"..."
by Chasen420 August 13, 2011
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what the chick man

What the chick man is widely used by people who go by the names of Eva, Payton, Evan, Sam, Zander, and Lullaby. It is used when one says something very fucking dumb like themselves.
DP: Dewey Is the worst character ever and he deserves to die alone, that worthless fuck.

*side eye* “What the chick man

Or

LA: you should leave ace for me

EA: what the chick man?
by Dan Te June 27, 2023
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what up with the clock?

A saying for asking what time it is or asking what someones plans are for the rest of the day.
Ex. 1
Ryan: I don't got my watch on me, do you know what with the clock?

Oscar: Yeah no problem, its 5:41.

Ex. 2
John: Yo Matt, what up with the clock?

Matt: Not much, just got some homework.
by DuhClock March 17, 2023
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what's your emergency?

You're in a life threatening situation and you called 911
what's your emergency?
Help, I'm trapped in my car!
by ruralurban24 January 29, 2023
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what type of chiken is that

what type of chiken is that
chiken
by what type of chiken is that October 14, 2021
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What in god's name!?

Used when you're in a situation that would generally not be considered common, requiring the reason/s behind its existence. By referring the name of god means that this situation is unholy and you're asking god why has he allowed this to happen. Normally it is combined with the world "fucking" resulting in the phrase "What in god's fucking name!?" though this phrase is used by believers of god, people who are generally christian or people who are just too innocent to use swear words.
You: *Is casually walking down the hall*
Your roommate: Ugh! YEAH!
You: *Sees your roommate humping a pillow* What in god's name!?
by A nerd stick October 28, 2021
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