what the cow, man?!

a replacement for cursing that can be said in mixed company. 'cow' can replace almost any curse word, including shit, fuck, cunt, among others. see mothercow.

starrk: rebecca black is like the best evaaarrrr!

Bonzo: what the cow, man?!

by bonzo970 July 11, 2011

My Dad What???

The act of a girl that only has half of a normally functioning brain asking to include your dad in the upcoming sexuall events.

Darren: "Dude we could use the motorhome!"
Chase: "Yeah bro."
Lacy: "Your dad could help too."
Chase: "My dad what???"
Chase and Darren: "hahahahahahahaha"
Lacy:"..."

by Chasen420 August 13, 2011

what the chick man

What the chick man is widely used by people who go by the names of Eva, Payton, Evan, Sam, Zander, and Lullaby. It is used when one says something very fucking dumb like themselves.

DP: Dewey Is the worst character ever and he deserves to die alone, that worthless fuck.

*side eye* “What the chick man

Or

LA: you should leave ace for me

EA: what the chick man?

by Dan Te June 27, 2023

what up with the clock?

A saying for asking what time it is or asking what someones plans are for the rest of the day.

Ex. 1
Ryan: I don't got my watch on me, do you know what with the clock?

Oscar: Yeah no problem, its 5:41.

Ex. 2
John: Yo Matt, what up with the clock?

Matt: Not much, just got some homework.

by DuhClock March 17, 2023

what's your emergency?

You're in a life threatening situation and you called 911

what's your emergency?
Help, I'm trapped in my car!

by ruralurban24 January 29, 2023

What ever that means

An expression one uses to say: I don't know what the previous term or phrase means, and I couldn't care less.

They said that the old lady at the counter acts churro, what ever that means.

by The 2nd One December 19, 2022

What--me worry?

What, Me Worry? is a phrase that originated from a film from 1898 with John Phillip Holland. In a photograph Holland emerged from a hatch in his submarine with the captions '' What, me worry? Fast forward to 1956 when artist Norman Mingo saw an ad for a 'special project for a new magazine'. He went inside and asked which one it is and someone said Mad and he said goodbye. But Harvey Kurtzman recognized his work and convinced him to work for him. He showed Mingo an ad with pre Mad Neuman with the words '' me, worry?" he wanted it to be more funny but not an idiot. Norman created the dumb-witted gap tooth person we know today as Alfred. E Neuman. Fun fact: His name was going to be Melvin. Today, thousands of people know this famous phrase and sometimes What, me worry? is added with I Read MAD.

My friend Alfred always says in a conversation What--me worry?

by MaddestPersonEver January 2, 2023