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Rabbanian's Law of Confusion

Started out as a theory, but over the years has developed into a law: If you can't tell, it's always a man.
The bros were walking through the gay parade on Halloween and were overwhelmed by all the tits, when one of them remembered Rabbanian's Law of Confusion. They were all on high alert and realized any pair of those juicy titties could easily be accompanied by a set of dick and balls down low.
by Moseymose July 7, 2017
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Roblox's law

A rule that states: "If any given online space is designed for children, it will inevitably attract tons of child predators."
This law is named after the platform Roblox, which is notorious for being full of child predators.
1: Dude, this children's app got taken down cuz there was too many predators!
2: That's Roblox's law for ya.
by Aloomanum2 July 8, 2025
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The Forty-Fifth Law

If a thread or conversation of any kind last long enough, it will always evolve into a thread about 45th President Donald Trump and things related to him
An example of "The Forty-Fifth law" is a thread on /an/ talking about which dog is the cutest, if given enough time the thread will be filled with people arguing about election fraud, calling each other racial slurs and accusations of having the inability of transitioning into a woman
by The Letter X February 4, 2021
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Gibb's Second Law

Coined by Gibbs himself, it is short for 'Gibb's second law of relational-dynamics'

It states that:

Relationships between members in a squad will not last for long and when they do end they will tend towards the detriment of the squad as a whole and will probably involve a lot of angry paras sent over iMessage and/or Whatsapp.
Person 1: "Did you hear that Sarah and Matt broke up?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I had 374 unread messages on Whatsapp"
Person 1: "What can you do, it's just Gibb's Second Law!"
by Slow-winky February 14, 2017
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Megan Law

A Megan law is someone who loves willy.
They love all willy, big willy, small willy, fat willy, thin willy, every single willy is appealing to them.
A Megan law is often described as a willy muncher or a willy munching lover because they just love chomping on some willy. Megan law chomps on willy all day long, they eat willy for breakfast, lunch and dinner!!
As you can tell, a Megan law just loves the willy.
Wow they are such a Megan law, they just looooovvveeee willy!!!!!!!!!
by meganlawfanpagexxoxoxoxooxox January 4, 2022
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Isaac's Law

The idea that anything in the universe can be explained by a 50/50 chance, as it can be either true or false.
"What is the chance that I win the lottery?"
"By Isaac's Law, 50/50."
by maths? more like no May 1, 2024
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co-cousin-aunt-in-law

The daughter-in-law of one's grandparent-in-law's sibling.
My co-cousin-aunt-in-law is a good person.
by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019
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