Lava Taco

A woman's vagina (taco) that is still bleeding from menstruation (lava flow).

I wouldn't go down on her all weekend because she had that lava taco.

by SR20DEN October 18, 2008

Taco Salad

A lesbian reach around.

Who needs a cucumber salad when you can have a taco salad with extra sauce!

by Fiddlerchik8me August 8, 2021

Taco Shale

The explosive, rancid, putrid, and awful smelling fart that occurs after consuming Taco Bell.

Guy 1: Farts
Guy 2: "My god, did you just shit your pants? What did you eat?"
Guy 1: "I just ate some Taco Bell. I think I have Taco Shale."
Guy 2: "Dude, go to the bathroom and check your pants."

by McHesp July 31, 2020

taco thot

a person who can not live without tacos. they will do anything for a taco...even kill a man

Daniel: “ i think i want some tacos, do you wanna. one with?”

Janice: “ no, remember last time? you stabbed that guy in the front of Taco Bell. you’re a complete taco thot.”

by deadbeatsatan August 7, 2018

Chocco taco

When a girl wipes from back to front after taking a dump she gets shit on her pussy.

Man my chick came out of the bathroom the other day, blew it up, she had a chocco taco!

by Kayceerataezyk March 9, 2020

Taco watcher

A female who has been selected to watch another female pee into a cup for a drug test

Mike: Sgt. Turbo, I need you to be a taco watcher this month since your name is not on the list.

by Diablo8195 June 12, 2017

jail taco

them beefy meat shells in the jails = jail tacos. think about that shit. got a little spice to em and all

cops locked me up, caught chlamydia from the damn jail tacos. i should move for a mistrial from the food poisoning.

by bebekidd May 2, 2025