big telly pokey bum wank

The insertion of your finger or object into your rectum whilst masturbating / jerking off, to increase pleasure while watching pornography or sexually stimulating broadcast material to enhance the experience, either on television or vvia internet streaming on computer, smartphone or tablet.

He was so aroused by the two lesbians performing cullingus on each other on late-night television, he couldn't resist giving himself a big telly pokey bum wank.

by Mackem Beefy September 20, 2021

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Bums on Seats

In Britain it is another word for an audience

Perform on a stage with the bums on seats staring at you.

by CrazyCatMexico August 11, 2021

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Quality Bum

A person who subsists at, or just above, the federally defined poverty line while receiving public assistance and/or disability benefits: Richer than most homeless people, but poorer than most people who have jobs. A quality bum might or might not be homeless. A hillbilly who lives in a trailer and gets a government check sufficient to buy groceries, cigarettes, and liquor is an example of a quality bum.

America used to be a great place to be a quality bum in.

by Jenab6 February 03, 2024

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