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X-Boxing Day

It is the one day over the Christmas holidays where you are entitled to uninterrupted X-Box entertainment without the apprehension of having to switch it off.

This remarkable day occurs either on Boxing Day or on some other agreed day with your spouse.

Whilst it is lovely spending time with family, this is an effective pragmatic settlement that helps to soften the unpleasant experience of unwillingly enduring dreary Christmas TV, imposed through common family demand.
"I hear you are not spending Christmas at home this year, is there any chance you could jump online for some Special Ops?"

"No, but I do have an X-Boxing day agreement. Unfortunately I am ill-fated to be in an unfamiliar habitat during Christmas, but Knowing X-Boxing day is nearing whilst I respectfully give my support to another’s customary routine, is especially reassuring."
by coin-op December 22, 2009
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chow my box

The licking and eating out of a pussy
I just want Brad to Chow my box
by 9+10=TwennyWan March 27, 2017
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Lid to the Fart Box

The anus. The sphincter. The balloon knot. The butthole.
Damn it stinks in here like ass. Who in here is rotten and opened the lid to the fart box?

My lid to the fart box is a little tender today. Did anal last night for the first time.

I think I need a rewipe. The lid to the fart box is a tad itchy right now.
by Eaton Holgoode October 30, 2018
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Dutch shoe box

When you take a crap and leave it under a persons bed
I just left a Dutch Shoe Box at my friends hotel room.
by BubbaBostn December 10, 2011
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flagstaff rat box

That’s code for a motel 6.
Yeah I'm hanging with the haves but I'm half have not on an air mattress in a flagstaff rat box.
by Lacuna Skye April 27, 2017
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polish litter box

As someone is taking a shower, you proceed to sneak into the bathroom and take a nice shit. And don't flush it!
Tylers in the shower, I'm gonna leave him a Polish litter box!
by Mr. Arthur January 25, 2017
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Lil Kleenex box

Lil Kleenex box is an Instagram user who only posts dank memes. He is know for having some of the best memes in Instagram. He has had trouble with Instagram because they keep trying to delete his account because his memes were deemed “offensive”.
Have you seen lil Kleenex box. His memes are dank!!
by LilkleenexboxisdAnK!! 🤔 August 19, 2018
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