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T-o-o-l

A guy, usually with a girlfriend, that goes around behind her back hooking up with others girls because his girlfriend is not putting out the way he wants her to. He usually screws the girls he hooks up with over and leaves them to be with his original girl, telling her lies about how it never happened or how it wont happen again.
"How do you spell that guy Josh's name?" Girl1
"T-o-o-l!" Girl2
by toolsarejerks January 7, 2010
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T-Town

Toronto, Iowa. A town full of weed that old farmers grow by their cattle.
Lets go to T-Town and get some bomb-ass weed. DURKA DURKA!
by Alicia Errico August 30, 2005
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I've got the T-shirt

Alternative to "been there, done that", often accompanied by "I've got the mug".

Idiomatic expression used to show that something is really not that interesting as you've already done it before and so have many others.
Excited kid: "Have you ever been to Disneyland?"

Bratty, patronising older kid: "been there done that, I've got the T-shirt and I've got the mug".
by Bassfaldo March 7, 2009
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W T F, over?

What the fuck, over? (Sometimes "Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over?)

Typically used amongst military personnel when repeatedly directed to partake in FUBAR activities that tyoically result in BOHICA results.
guy in charge: I wnat you soldiers to move these bricks BACK to the front of the base one more time.

troop to squadmates (after senior person is out of earshot): We just moved them here! W T F, over?!?!
by ChaliceK May 21, 2006
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T-Rex Syndrome

People who have got hands and arms. But are to rich to try do something basic ( Like wiping their own ass ) on their own.
like T-rex that can't use their arms.
Here phone my service provider....
Why?
I can't pick up my phone... I am to lazy... ( can't use his effin T-rex arms.) He has got T-Rex Syndrome
by Dark_seth July 16, 2010
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little T learns to share

A book on sharing by NFL player Terrel Owens. Which is ironic because T.O. never learned how to share.
T.O. wrote a book called little T learns to share.
by Nirvana kicks ass October 20, 2006
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T-rex tits

When a lady's baps are surprisingly small and flappy (like T Rex arms) in comparison with the rest of her body shape. shortened version of tyrannosaurus tits
Chris: "have you seen that bird Phil is shagging?"
Dan: "yes, she must be twenty stone easy"
Chris : "yeah, but she has t-rex tits"
Dan: "fat with no tits? why is he with her ?"
by DazCaz2 March 13, 2015
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