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Squirrell Syndrome

Pertaining to a lack of composure of the bowels; vis.: bum-wee; esp. following a period of extensive alcohol intake beginning circa age 14.

Symptoms include, but are not limited to: Bum wee; corrosive flatulence; the inability to travel more than 20m without requiring defecation; sonorous and voluble digestion; the requirement to eat healthily for brief but ultimately insignificant periods; Chicken Cottage.

A recent 7-year study has found no medical cure.

Remarkable similarity to Irritable Bowel Syndrome

Noted for increased prevalence in Lincolnshire, UK.
Mike: I've got Bum Wee.

James: Must be Squirrell Syndrome. Chicken Cottage?

Mike: Yeah.
by A Random Architect November 13, 2011
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LCS Syndrome

LCS stands for Lack of Common Sense Syndrome.

Someone lacking the intelligence to a high extreme.
"Dude come' on let's cross, the car is right there but we will make it!!" " Yo your going to get hit by that car idiot, your LCS syndrome is kicking in!"

1.. Putting tin foil in the microwave
2.. Having sex with animals
3.. 2+2 obviously = 4
by Davvyyyyy November 14, 2011
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Apollo syndrome

To define an individual that sees themselves on a higher level or better then another due to their larger ego and confidence.
Kraken: come on fight me, I can easily beat you.
Freezin: shut the fuck up you have Apollo syndrome.
by Tristhe_tank March 10, 2023
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algeria syndrome

algeria syndrome is when a male or female (or other) like their nipples being carved, preferably in a cross by a knife. algeria syndrome is a sexual kink with a small community around it. its founder Algea coming out as having algeria syndrome last year. (18/9/22)
(carina) “hey, i have algeria syndrome
by Asherr99 March 13, 2023
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340 syndrome

340 syndrome, also known as B58 syndrome, is when a person purchases a 340i and instantly think they have the fastest car on the street. These people have fragile egos, and will talk to anyone about their car who will listen. All of them have cringey 1stockf30 knockoff instagrams posted on the side windows.
That 340 syndrome kid said he'd beat my big turbo gti, what a retard
by slownb8 March 19, 2023
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Wethington syndrome

When you are such a psycho bitch you feel the need to destroy your fat ass boyfriends life and trap him and get insanely jealous of every female that’s near your man and you make up psychotic scenarios and ideas and put them in your boyfriends head until he threatens to shoot people.
My mans caught wethington syndrome. He’s in jail for child support and she called Statutory rape charge on him.
by THTmexicangy August 24, 2021
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AUU Syndrome

A mental disorder that is caused by playing the ROBLOX game "An Unoriginal Universe", causing the victim to become a complete irritable asshole.
"Hey, you know Alex? He has AUU Syndrome!"
"No way!"
by N7bby February 6, 2022
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