The Board Munchies

The feeling when you want to eat but you are not hungry.

I must not succumb to "The Board Munchies".

by RobbyRad June 5, 2019

dunk the munchkins

An expression meaning to take a dump

Will you excuse me while I go dunk the munchkins?

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 13, 2019

Fuzzy Shit Munchkin

When your dad comes home from a long day of work at Bosch on a Saturday and had a couple beers and wants some of that nice tight hairy asshole that you've been hiding in your pants.

"Son bring over that fuzzy shit munchkin so daddy can have himself a good time." -Dad

"I'm just a kid!!!!" -Son

by BoschDaddy May 4, 2020

Menstrual Man Muncher

A woman that backs the feminist movement to such an extent, but can’t see past the basic flaws in her argument or when she is doing the exact same thing towards men

Oh you're a feminist but believe a man should always pay for a first date. And then cry when you're told otherwise... You miss are a menstrual man muncher.

by NomadWordMaker January 7, 2021

Queen muff muncher

Stupid crack baby bitch on the bus that should probably just go to hell because everyone would be better off if they died

Hey look its queen muff muncher.

by Majsjsjs March 14, 2022

Mashed Potato Muncher

A speccy bellend who eats mashed potatoes on a wednesday morning

you mashed potato muncher

by malarky5438 September 23, 2023

Tetrapod Dick Muncher

Some corny motherfucker who likes tetrapods.

"Hey, did you hear that Mark likes tetrapods? He's a tetrapod dick muncher."

"For real"

by Onyxia83 October 1, 2023