A god with a massive penis and being completely ripped, especially his legs. No other one dares no challenge him. All girls want to marry him and stay with him.
Girl: let me pray so one day I can fuck the god Michael
Other girl: same here let me get my bible ready.
Other girl: same here let me get my bible ready.
by All the women in the world November 23, 2021
Get the Michaelmug. by lxyxaxh January 30, 2022
Get the michaelmug. by Big_Sussy_Amogus November 30, 2021
Get the michael jacksonmug. Michael is the name of a guy who’s hard working and determined. He’s a man who puts others first because of the kindhearted way he lives. He is a guy you go to for advice but also is a stud with ladies. He is handsome yet smart and everything any girl could want.
by Mrs Wolf June 25, 2021
Get the Michaelmug. Michael Jordan fan: Hey mike, i have a question that i've been dying to ask you.
Michael Jordan: What is the question?
Michael Jordan fan: Why do you look like your shoes?
*Michael Jordan gives that crying Michael Jordan meme*
Michael Jordan: What is the question?
Michael Jordan fan: Why do you look like your shoes?
*Michael Jordan gives that crying Michael Jordan meme*
by Roaster23 January 8, 2017
Get the Michael Jordanmug. by TheD1ddl3r December 3, 2024
Get the Michael Jonesmug. Michael is someone that the second you talk to him, you cannot get your mind to think about anything else. He makes you smile, cry, and even mad.He's ugly but you fall in love with him, he acts like he doesn't care for others but inside he really does, he acts tough, but is soft on the inside. No he won't like you back, but you still think about him and him smiling. He is addicted to juuling. You will always know Michael as your first love, he's a sweet boy but just doesn't quite show it.
by lotionluver November 18, 2019
Get the Michael Raymug.