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Ninja Monkey Death Bread

Bread, that is eaten with pasta, and is thrown in a ninja-like fashion across the table aimed at people, to which effect, people jump up in an attempt to escape in a similar way to which monkeys would.

The aim of this tool is to kill... no one will be left alive!
by N.M.D.B. Master August 20, 2010
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Open up the Death Star

Common for younger men, condoms can be hidden in a scale model of the Death Star from Star Wars. Thus the phrase "open up the death star" means to have sex with a woman, as you are opening it to get "supplies".
Jason: Yo, Bernardo, Lauren is so DTF, are you gonna open up the Death Star?
Bernardo: I certainly hope so
by tambor58 April 21, 2010
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Death

The only thing that can save you from school, work, your mother, and asking your dad for help with math homework. Alas, do not kill yourself because I do enjoy your existence:)
1. Her cock tastes like death
2. My mother gave me a death glare
3. I asked my dad for help with homework. Death has never been a closer option
by Marvelcreep3000 March 29, 2023
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Life and death

It’s not life and death

It’s more important than that
It’s not life and death

It’s more important than that
by Spock* July 1, 2025
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Kiss of Death

When you have lip to ass contact with a fart, usually happens during facesitting or eating ass.
Jake: I was rimming this girl Alice last night and before I could bust she totally blew a kiss of death. Bro it was nasty.

Paul: Stop eating ass then, moron.
by Molly Stings April 25, 2021
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deathative

A person who speaks about death frequently and wants to die.
-Me:"I want to die"
-Friend- Your so deathative
by kujhgvbnjkiuhgvbn January 11, 2023
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