One Minute Jesus

A blow job in an elevator while going up.

She gave me a one minute Jesus between the 2nd and 5th floors.

by Exxxcel February 4, 2010

shit-hole in one

when you take a dump, and your creation goes through the hole, so when you turn to appreciate your sculpture you can only see the tip of it.

#1-Man, the other day I took a great crap.
#2- yeah? how big was it,
#1- couldn't tell, it was a shit-hole in one

by jtizzles April 21, 2010

one-eyed lumberjack

noun: A tasty yet odd shot made with captain morgan and maple syrup (log cabin is the best)

Guy 1: Dude did you see Timm last night? He was messed up!

Guy 2: Yeah man he was downing one-eyed lumberjacks!

by thattimmguy February 26, 2010

one eyed gomez

A dog or cat's butthole.

That cat's got its one eyed gomez staring right at you.

by nightdave November 8, 2009

Backing one out

The act of going for a shit.

One sec i'm just backing one out

by Dirtmonster May 14, 2009

one hander commander

Masturbating. Also see jacking off.

Man, my girlfriend dumped me.. Well, back to one hander commander! =D

by OverDose363 December 18, 2005

one eyed bass

When having doggy-styled sex, you replace your penis with a beer bottle (or perform anything totally unexpected and/or vile), thus prompting her to give you an incredulous look from one side of her face.
Since her back is facing you, she couldn't spin her head completely around to give you that look (unless she's Megan from The Exorcist), thus resorting to face you with one side of her face, looking like a fish laid flat on one side.

When used in the context of man on man action, it can be re-worded to One Eye Lance Bass. A dedication to the out-of-closet NSync member.

While doing it doggy style with my girlfriend, I ejaculated into her without prior consent. She gives me the one eyed bass, and proceeds to kick me in the nuts.

by Alan Chan August 17, 2006