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Accidental Douche

The act of bath water non intentionally entering a woman's vaginal canal while she relaxes in the tub.
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Oh rats! I totally did not intend to wash my vagina. Another accidental douche for the books!

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"Hunny, you're leaking"
"Oh don't worry. That's just the result of another accidental douche."
by RenGen July 7, 2016
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Call of Duty Douche Ass

A person who plays any Call of Duty game every hour of their life and is constantly screaming profanities at the screen, even though everyone knows that it doesn't matter.
Miles- "Jordan has been sitting in front of the TV all day! What a Call of Duty Douche Ass!!"
by Lickin Mayballs January 25, 2011
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Cyber Douche

Anyone online that mainly curses others out for their intrests, looks, human rights, or basically anything that doesn’t harm the public online. They usually do this since they know they’ll get their asses pummeled in real life if they tried to pull the same shit off. They overpopulate the online communication world and so more and more people join the bandwagon to gain popularity online due to desperite need for attention. Could mean anyone who is rude or obnoxiouse to anyone online without being provoked; with fairly poor insults that only other cyber-bullies seem to actually think is funny or makes any sense.
the bathroom wall on facebook is the place for cyber bullying.
somebody:get a life. your laugh is too loud and obnoxious and a voice change... please
victim: thanks... your such a cyber bully talk to me in the hallway tomorrow. face the facts. your such a Cyber Douche
somebody else: why would s/he do that. its anonymous for a reason... so we dont get pummeled at school tomorrow. like we are going to fess up!
victims friend: guys you must have no life. this is so mean. you know s/he has a best friend!
somebody: she has stolen my locker! i have a right to be mad at her!
by alilamb March 31, 2009
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nike douche

a white man who wears nike clothing even knowing how fucking ugly it is (most often someone of the fat variety)
fat guy: dude check out this new nike shirt and these dope nike shoes
guy: you could at least wear the shoes while you're not wearing the shirt or everyone will think you're a nike douche
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Danish Douche

the act of smothering pancake syrup all over a woman's vagina and than performing oral sex on her
Dude! Last night I tried the Danish Douche on my girlfriend and she loved it! You gotta try it on your woman!
by literacola December 12, 2006
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Delta Tau Douche Bag

99% if the time it is a Delt who thinks that everyone likes them, thinks they are good at sports when they really are not (never win intramural sports), give out pussy 1/4 shots, go about rushing freshmen in the gayyest ways possible (powerpoint), and live in the shadow from their neighbors down the street. Pretty much suck at every thing they do.
Look at that gay delt wearing frat guy Fuzzy wearing his purple shirt for Wear-Delt-Stuff-Wednesday, he thinks he is so cool, but no one even likes him. He must be a member of Delta Tau Douche Bag, what a tool.
by Fuzzy Z November 10, 2008
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regal douche

regal douche- an emphasis on the classic insult "douche" or "douchebag"
Dwight, the 40 year old manager of the Y who checks out 10 year old girls, is a regal douche
by piss off May 4, 2005
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