Pulled a cookie

The act of fucking up something in a way only Guetzli could

Why'd you let the "special" kid get a goal?
Shit, i pulled a cookie

by Shaaaaaaark July 1, 2018

Pulled a cookie

When you fucked something up so bad, only someone like Guetzli could pull it off

Why the fuck did you let the "special" kid get a goal?!

Shit sorry, i pulled a cookie

by Shaaaaaaark July 1, 2018

put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke it

When a man pulls out of a man's butt and felches him.

Travis told his friend to put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke it. His friend punched him because he's not into felching.

by M@x Power August 16, 2018

Graham Cracker Cookie

The poor man’s desert.

It’s a simple graham cracker split in half with added frosting/icing in between for added sweetness.

It’s delightful with milk.

Have you tried Graham cracker cookies? I always used to make them as a kid.

by AniMANIA7983 January 31, 2019

nuts in your cookie

Someone who’s got a bun in the oven.

You got nuts in your cookie after your honeymoon?

by The Goon Eliminater November 30, 2019

Whatever crumbles your cookie

Whatever makes you happy.

A: „I think I‘m more into guys than into girls.“
B: „Cool man, whatever crumbles your cookie.“

by 3ugenw February 22, 2020

Pull a cookie

To pull a cookie is when somebody asks you to pull up, but they don't do it themselves.

How to 'Pull a cookie' 101.

Ron Artester: "1V1 BRID ME IN EDGE YOU SPASTIC KID?"
Person 1: "Ok im here, world 325"
Person 1: "Are you coming or what?"
Person 1: "I'm here waiting..."
Ron Artester: "Stfu retard!"
*Person 1 gets blocked by Ron Artester*

by donolesen March 29, 2020