Fairmount City
The shear mention of this shithole is enough to make a new born baby cry, if not from its ghastly appearance, then from its ungodly smell. The people who live there fit into to 3 categories. Rednecks, Christians Rednecks, or the atheist who lives across from Church. However it is conveniently located next to Redneck Valley High School. A great place for your kids to learn, ya know, as long as they grew up there. Otherwise youll either be riduculed into suicide or moving to a new state, but not before someone impregnates your daughter in the bathroom by the football field. If at all possible avoid this place. Its fuckin terrible. If you comin through role up the windows and lock the doors And dont you dare stop at the near by burger king, you will get diabetes just from lookimg at half the staff and patrons.
The shear mention of this shithole is enough to make a new born baby cry, if not from its ghastly appearance, then from its ungodly smell. The people who live there fit into to 3 categories. Rednecks, Christians Rednecks, or the atheist who lives across from Church. However it is conveniently located next to Redneck Valley High School. A great place for your kids to learn, ya know, as long as they grew up there. Otherwise youll either be riduculed into suicide or moving to a new state, but not before someone impregnates your daughter in the bathroom by the football field. If at all possible avoid this place. Its fuckin terrible. If you comin through role up the windows and lock the doors And dont you dare stop at the near by burger king, you will get diabetes just from lookimg at half the staff and patrons.
How about a song instead of a sentence. Read to the tune of "Paradise City" By Guns N Roses
Get me out of Fairmount City, where grass is brown and air smells shitty. Oh God i want a new home... yeah yeah.
Get me out of Fairmount City, where grass is brown and air smells shitty. Oh God i want a new home... yeah yeah.
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"H.A.M." is an acronym that stands for Hard as a MoFo.
"City" is used to emphasize the amount of something.
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"H.A.M." is an acronym that stands for Hard as a MoFo.
"City" is used to emphasize the amount of something.
H.A.M. City basically means putting ones full potential into something. Or something that's extremely abundant.
Jeff- "I went HAM City at the gym"
Patrick- "Funny because my mom and I just went HAM City with the Popeyes chicken"
Jeff- "Seriously man -_-"
Patrick- "Funny because my mom and I just went HAM City with the Popeyes chicken"
Jeff- "Seriously man -_-"
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