Wise-Parker Rule of Three

A misperception of the amount of time passed in someone else's company. Typically, the time dilation is by a factor of 3, however, it may be less with less intense feelings.

Guy: WHAT its already 3 oclock? We've been been together for three hours already?? Its only felt like one.
Girl: Wow, we are awesome. We just validated the Wise-Parker Rule of Three!

by Muchacho 1 June 20, 2011

Rule 7443

If you misunderstand something you are instantly an idiot moron bitch

Person 1: fuck i misunderstood something
Person 2: Rule 7443 moron

by fggfggfewefwefef September 26, 2020

Rule 34

The accumulation of sexual images of fictional characters, mostly furry porn, with a dark and twisted temptation, this vat of literal and figurative shit are enough to break a man with a will of vibranium

James: “Have you ever wanted foot fetish and scat in the same image?”

Dave: “No what kind of psychopa-“

Jacob: “Then Rule 34 is for you”

Dave: “How did you even get in my house???”

Jason: *puts his finger up to Dave’s mouth and shoves it in* “shush now” *forces him to look at said pornographic content*

Dave tries to scream, but it’s too late, he’s too far gone now

by Duckish July 26, 2021

The 3 Rules Of The Shop

If you were to escape the matrix, you should know the 3 rules of the shop.
- NO bag. ❌💼

- NO bike. 🙅🏻 ♂️🚲

- ONLY pay in twenties. ✅💵
Proceed with caution, as not everyone is ready to transform into their true Sigma male form.

If you were a Sigma male, you would know The 3 Rules Of The Shop.

by Professor Nicholas Bradley November 1, 2022

road rules

Some things you don't have to obey...

Road rules? What are those?

by Your father July 12, 2003

Hudson rule

Also known as the Hudson principle. Permits intimate relationships of a two-year age gap max, limited to sophomore-senior and junior-(college) freshman pairings.

"Yo, your girl is still in high school?"
"Yeah, she's a senior at my old high school."
"I mean, yeah, but we're freshmen man."
"Dude, Hudson rule."

by bucknuggets January 16, 2025

Rule 120

If a woman performs cellular respiration, she is a thot. There is no age restriction, period.

Thot: *slight sound of breathing*
Man: “Rule 120.”

by TragedyIsMeFallingDownAManHole June 11, 2018