My grandniece-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
Get the grandniece-in-lawmug. Valmaine's Law dictates that if, in the presence of a minority group, an issue is brought forward by member of a majority group, that issue must first be defined and written upon a sheet of tapa cloth then raised up a flag pole before being taken seriously in an open forum of discussion.
Mitchell: Now now now now now now now now now now now Valmaine, now let me raise THIS up your flag pole.
... Valmaine's Law :)
... Valmaine's Law :)
by TamaT543 December 13, 2012
Get the Valmaine's Lawmug. “I don’t care about that”
“Sibling Law is in place - everyone choose a side”
**group beating commenced until justices feels served**
“Sibling Law is in place - everyone choose a side”
**group beating commenced until justices feels served**
by LGG000 October 20, 2019
Get the sibling lawmug. “Dude, are why the fuck do we even have LAW OF COSINES”
“idk bro but it's lowkey fun, here r the formulas”
Formulas FOR SIDES:
a² = b²+c²-2bc cosA
b²= a²+c²-2ac cos B
c²= a²+b²-2ab cos C
Formulas FOR SIDES: (always use cos-¹ to solve for angles)
cosA : b²+c²-a² / 2bc
cosB: a²+c²-b²/ 2ac
cosC: a² + b² / 2ab
“idk bro but it's lowkey fun, here r the formulas”
Formulas FOR SIDES:
a² = b²+c²-2bc cosA
b²= a²+c²-2ac cos B
c²= a²+b²-2ab cos C
Formulas FOR SIDES: (always use cos-¹ to solve for angles)
cosA : b²+c²-a² / 2bc
cosB: a²+c²-b²/ 2ac
cosC: a² + b² / 2ab
by kumicakes September 23, 2025
Get the Law of Cosinesmug. Jonagold law: If your S.O. is upset and refuses to tell why, you are compelled by law to break up with them.
Guy: What's wrong, honey?
Girl: Nothing. Good night.
Guy: Okay, good night <3
Girl: See, that's your fucking problem
Guy: Sorry, but I gotta abide by the Jonagold law. I'm breaking up with you. Bye!
Girl: Nothing. Good night.
Guy: Okay, good night <3
Girl: See, that's your fucking problem
Guy: Sorry, but I gotta abide by the Jonagold law. I'm breaking up with you. Bye!
by neitherevernornever August 27, 2020
Get the Jonagold lawmug. A recently found out law of nature that clarifies a previously unreported phenomenon, it claims that as soon as any twitter post (commonly referred as tweet) surpasses 2000 likes that the comment section of said 'tweet' become unbearably annoying, there is no way to avoid or transcend this law, atleast to the extent of our current understandment of it.
"Man, everytime I click a gimmick account's post I'm bombarded with unfunny memes and terrible takes!" said the boy,
unpleasantly surprised while browsing Twitter for funny memes and good takes...
"Daub's Law..." replied the man in a drab tone.
unpleasantly surprised while browsing Twitter for funny memes and good takes...
"Daub's Law..." replied the man in a drab tone.
by TheModernPrometheus December 5, 2021
Get the Daub's Lawmug. 
Get the co-second-cousin-in-lawmug.