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On my dumbass of a friends birthday you may eat your girl’s pussy if you want to it will be on July 1
Dude: Sorry bro I can’t hang out today

Bro: dude why not
Dude:bro it’s July 1 it National Eat out your girl day
by ACETONE November 16, 2022
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go eat a flower

a term used as a politer way of saying go eat shit. it's more of a feminine term so when u say it to a male it could be degrading. also used when you are telling someone week or nerdy to eat shit.
ya whatever go eat a flower nerd
by hardcore13 June 19, 2017
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NATIONAL EAT YOUR BOOKS day

This is a day to eat your books because your hungry right now
I live national eat your books day.
by Walks232 July 24, 2019
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On the twenty-first of June, you should eat crispy toe nails dipped in cheddar cheese until you have a stomach puncture.
Have you heared what happened to Joe?

No what?

He's got stomach puncture, he's in the hospital.

Oh my god, why?

Check urbandictionary. You'll read about the International crispy toe nails dripped in cheddar cheese eating day
by HipósGeci June 20, 2021
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eat watermelon behind the stairwell

The act of cumming into a watermelon typically after having sex with a prostitute, inserting it into her ass, and then eating it.
I was eating Watermelonisa's ass last night, and she told me to eat watermelon behind the stairwell. I was confused at first, but when I figured out what was going on, fuck was it good.
by Edgecs September 12, 2017
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EAT

A lateral definition of the time frame for Zone Eastern Actual Time; Changes with the Standard Time Antonym ij.
So what happened with the schedule is the Zoning Area; As Brazil and Amazons are to the East of the Japan and West to London of the International Date line the EAT is definitively New Yorkshire England North America.
by TheSlinkyiest February 17, 2019
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You Are What You Eat

The ultimate comeback to any roast. Even “your family tree LGBT” is left in the dust by this. When stated, the recipient explodes. So does one planet in our solar system. What planet explodes is chosen by the person that said this.
Frank: “You Pussy.”

Dave: “You are what you eat.”

Frank explodes, and so does Neptune.
by instagram @matte069 May 16, 2018
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