Skip to main content

Dick in the dark

Few guys and 1 skanky hoe in a dark room each guy gets there Cock out and 1 at a time feed it to the hoe, who in return guesses who’s dick it was
That Tracey is a dick in the dark extraordinaire. Good night last night end up playing dick in the dark with that bird from the dancing up Rupert’s house.
by Chris Doherty June 6, 2018
mugGet the Dick in the dark mug.

Dumby Dicked

Verb/adjective

To be bamboozled, shit on, screwed over, beaten, or otherwise clapped in spectacular fashion.
*beer pong ball bounces off 3 cups and doesn’t go in any of them*

Haha Phil you got dumby dicked.

*drifts a Chevy blazer and snaps the tire clean off*

It’s dumby dicked.
by anonymous February 3, 2021
mugGet the Dumby Dicked mug.

dick-snatch

1. to prevent a male from "hooking up" with a lady
2. synonymous with cock-block
I was just about to score with Jessica, then that dick-snatcher Andrew walked in.

What the hell, you just totally dick-snatched me.

Wow Tim, what a dick-snatch.
by Joe The Wolfpack May 12, 2010
mugGet the dick-snatch mug.

Dick addict

Some one who reallly likes the cock a Lot..
My friend calls me a D.A. (Dick addict) because he just knows. I get mad sometimes because he uses it in conjunction with F.F. and simply just says hey DAFFY! :)
by Billybones1968 June 15, 2018
mugGet the Dick addict mug.

Window Dick

A person on cod who sits in a window and kills you.
Cod A.I sat in window raping would be classed as a window dick
by me129380 January 6, 2011
mugGet the Window Dick mug.

Bumpin Dicks

Bumpin Dicks is the act between two or more males. Typically Homosexual males that involve the pressing of their male genitalia together repeatedly as a type of foreplay to aid in their arousal.
It is also used as a derogatory slang to offend a seemingly heterosexual male who may of done an individual wrong in the past or towards someone/something they simply dislike or irritated by.
Example 1: I bet that prick Doug will be bumpin dicks with management at our companies' annual circle jerk this christmas.

Example 2. "Guys we're about to start a heist on GTA, would you two stop bumpin dicks and join the session already?"
by Singularpube May 30, 2016
mugGet the Bumpin Dicks mug.

Trig Dick

A penis that is wide at the base and skinny/pointed at the tip, resembling a triangle.
Girl 1: Did you have a fun night with Justin last night?

Girl 2: Bitch, that nigga had a trig dick!

Girl 1: Was it acute or obtuse?
by BigNigus3000 February 4, 2019
mugGet the Trig Dick mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email