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Onceler's Law

A fandom phenomina that states, essentially, if a given character in a work has a "good" and "evil" side or persona, the fandom will inevitably create a selfcest ship between the two. Named after the version of the Onceler from the 2012 Lorax film, which famously had a fanbase around the selfcest ship.
I saw some fanart of Simon Keyes from Ace Attorney Investigations 2 shipping him with himself. That's weird.

No, that's just Onceler's Law in action.
by SylentVoidkeeper July 20, 2024
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Lee's Law

A law coined by iDixie, meaning that wherever Union Dixie is shouted loud and proud, you will find crippling porn addiction and 1st/2nd generation Americans
"OH WAY DOWN SOUTH IN THE LAND OF TRAITORS!"

"Lee's Law"
by iFunny.co April 12, 2024
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International law of yoink

As defined by international law when one yellith "Yoink" one now owns the object
by Gravrok February 23, 2021
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Done’s Law

An idea similar in concept to Murphy’s Law which states “Anything that can be taken out of context, will be taken out of context
Guy #1: “I love Dick (1999)”
Guy #2: “lmao you love Dick
Guy #1: “I do, but I am also now a victim of Done’s Law
by Soulja Boy MD May 23, 2024
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co-third-cousin-in-law

1- Spouse's third-cousin's spouse.
2- Co-3C-in-law.
My co-third-cousin-in-law is a good person.
by User655 July 25, 2021
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Murphy's Law of Customer-Assistance

"You can stroll a store's aisles till Doomsday and never spot da item you want, but then, just as soon as you interrupt a staffperson to ask for help in locating said desirable, THAT'S when you will notice your sought-after item right off!"
While stocking up on food at a Super Walmart, I was looking for larger packages of Armour Vienna sausage so that I could save a few cents per can, but although I had thoroughly searched the surrounding areas on the shelves, I still hadn't found anything bigger than the small six-packs, so I finally asked a nearby employee if there were any of the larger packages in stock, possibly in the back room. Well, just as we were both walking back to the area of the aisle where I'd been looking, THAT'S when I finally spied the 12-packs that were sitting on the very top shelf! Guess that was a classic case of Murphy's Law of Customer-Assistance... ah, well, again, the 12-packs were indeed sitting very high up, so at least that was a plausible excuse for my not having seen them before, especially since the store usually doesn't even expect its customers to notice stuff that's placed 'way up there, anyway; that "lofty" location is merely where they store extra merchandise for replenishing the lower-down shelves when the stock there starts to run low.
by QuacksO May 14, 2019
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Law

super hot oml 👊👊 big boobs horny bitch, we love Law
Faster Law 🥵
by Lawmobeew November 21, 2021
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