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P&P Sandwich

On one of those rare occasions where you go out cycling with both your friends pat and paul. They may ask to meet you at a quiet place where no one can see them making the p&p sandwich.

To make the sandwich they will begin by pouring energy gels into your bibs while they both squeeze one out into their bibs. Once the gels have been poured, they both pull up on each other's bibs to spread the poo. Once it's been thoroughly spread, they strip down naked and climb into your bibs with one of them in front of you and one behind. they begin shouting p&p sandwiches while jumping up and down to smother your body with gel and poo. When they are satisfied with the spread, they will get out, put on their bibs and cycle home.
Never meet at the bottom of fern hill. It's quiet down there so Pat & Paul made me a P&P sandwich.
by S&H sigh co leen August 13, 2022
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MAKE ME A SANDWICH

Quote to say to starscream (only if youre megatron)
by thatOneHornyDUDEinTheTeather November 2, 2023
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Roast Queef Sandwich

An extremely abundant labia of the female pudendum which, when observed, looks almost identical to a well-loaded roast beef sandwich from your local sandwich shop or delicatessen. Some people are fans of the roast queef sandwich, others are of the opinion that less is more and that too much of a good thing can be a bad thing.
Oh man, I went back to her place and when I slipped off her panties, she had a total roast queef sandwich. I didn't mind but I did make me hungry for some Arby's on the way home!
by schweddy balls April 10, 2020
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bulimia sandwich

It’s a sandwhich someone ate and throws back up into your mouth
She gave him a bulimia sandwich.
by ImAngy November 16, 2019
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burrito sandwich

Is when you slap the ham for an hour and toast your buns until they are gold and brown and make sure that you toss your salad and beat your meat till fully cooked and add all spices and everything nice and finally top it off with sauces to make a creamy SURPISE that is going to be fucking mess to clean up later but should stop munchies after a good time
Hey man I’m hungry man let’s make a burrito sandwich

Hell yeah but the last time didn’t end well
by My name is Dave June 28, 2021
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baloney sandwich

Another word for Nukem Nukem's are dirty whores who meet up with each other and talk about how thankful they are for ugly people taking the jobs they don't want to do
OMG: Did you just use a Baloney sandwich in public??

Yes: i did.
OMG: Baloney sandwiches have aids go get yourself checked.
fuck.
by cuptothehandz November 18, 2016
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PB&J Sandwich

When you’re hittin it from behind and you pull out and your first load goes on her pussy, and the rest goes on her butt. Therefore it’s a pussy butt and jizz sandwich
Ayo Satan I just PB&J Sandwiched Eve, you proud?
by McSpankemz February 3, 2022
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