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Creep Rule

A person's a creep if the age difference between them and their date is greater than half the eldest's current age, plus 7. For example, if a guy is 30, the youngest person he can date without being considered a creep is 15+7=22; younger than that, society looks at the couple sideways.
Dude, you're 45 and dating a 20 year-old? You're a creep!!!! Creep rule is half-your age + 7, my friend. You should date my cousin instead, she's 30 and a freak in bed.
by Caramirdan October 3, 2016
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Massachusetts rules

A type of street fighting style to where both opponents take off everything but their shoes socks and underwear. To show no hidden weapons and dominance to any onlookers.
Guy1- yo bro you split my beer.

Guy2- ok so what.... you want to go.
Guy1- f**king bet dude, Massachusetts rules?
Guy2- bet my guy, let's go
by Droptimus_rime October 8, 2022
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Fused Pizza Rule

If A 2 slices of pizza are not properly cut, it counts as 1 slice
This is a violation of the Fused Pizza Rule, jim. you cut that slice in half
by Chili Bobsleds. February 23, 2021
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road rules

one of the original reality shows, this MTV series puts 7 people that they figure won't get along very well in an RV, send them on random missions to earn money,and let them live (and get in fights) together in front of cameras for a few months.
If you like reality TV you can watch Road Rules on MTV.
by hazeyshadeofgrey July 17, 2003
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Roberts’ Rule

No kissing during anonymous hook-ups. Often used by gay men. In reference to the Julia Roberts movie, Pretty Woman.
Oh sorry, I don’t kiss while hooking up. Roberts’ Rule.
by JuliaRobertsHerself July 21, 2022
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Teaspoon Rule

A theorem used to determine if one has crapped himself. The rule is as follows: if a person farts, and something comes out (also known as a shart), if the resultant mass adds up to less to a teaspoon. If its adds up to more, than one has crapped his pants.
1:
P1: So I thought I crapped myself yesterday, but luckily it didn’t count under the teaspoon rule.

2.
“If you fart, and something comes out, and the stuff is less than a teaspoon, it counts as a fart. But, if it’s more than a teaspoon, then congratulations, you just s*** yourself.”

-Hannes Van Dahl, drummer for Sabaton
by ApolloJustice0713 March 23, 2022
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70 percent rule

Made by a wise historical figure by the name of Jacob Taylor in the mid 16th century.

When you're talking to any girl in general before you’re in a relationship with them, you can only give them 70 percent.

Not following the 70 percent rule can result in them leaving due to you being too invested and “attached”
Person 1: “I was talking with this girl everyday for the past month and she just stopped responding for some reason”

Jacob Taylor: “you didn’t give her the 70 percent rule man”
by BirdyFly66 May 25, 2024
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