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House Jacked

Stealing real estate using legal or illegal methods.
The lawful owner of a house has been House Jacked when a person moves into a house without permission, refuses to leave when asked, and claims that the house is theirs.
by Vauban Schwarzwald March 2, 2015
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House wrecker/killer/breaker/ruinsThings

His name is Dayne Clif and ever person with this name wrecks houses
That guy is such a house House wrecker/killer/breaker/ruinsThings
by JamesSmith34 January 7, 2023
mugGet the House wrecker/killer/breaker/ruinsThingsmug.

Spicy Waffle House

While performing cunnilingus with maple syrup, insert a spicy chicken tender into a woman’s anus.
I gave Heater a Spicy Waffle House last night, her ass is still burning.
by Bpwiggi November 20, 2021
mugGet the Spicy Waffle Housemug.

front of the house face

This is someone who is very attractive, welcoming, and alluring. This person has a face that just makes you want to walk in and stay. I know someone who has this quality and I haven't left yet.
Lou: "Hey! You gotta hire my niece now. She's 18 and can be a solid greeter."
Al: "We don't need any help, Lou. I appreciate the offer."
Lou: "Hey! Angelica has a front of the house face. It's a no-lose situation. She's a gem among stones."
Al: "Oh! Well, now that you say that she's in like in win. I look forward to speaking with her. Now let's drink that Grappa."
by von groovy August 10, 2024
mugGet the front of the house facemug.

my house hurts

Person 1: how’s your day been going

Person 2: my house hurts
Person 1: you should get a colonoscopy
by Ligma42069 May 12, 2024
mugGet the my house hurtsmug.

Fucking tree house

noun, plural: Fucking tree houses

Contemporary term for Sukkah (plural: Sukkot) (from Dictionary.com: a booth or hut roofed with branches, built against or near a house or synagogue and used during the Jewish festival of Sukkoth as a temporary dining or living area.)
Bro, after simchas beis we had a crazy farby in the Fucking tree house...

Dude, why the fuck didn't you fucking come to the bein at the Fucking tree house??
by GovAndrewCuomo August 25, 2021
mugGet the Fucking tree housemug.

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