chocolate twinkie

the opposite of a coconut. coconut being a black person with a white soul; and a chocolate twinkie being the opposite. (a white person with a black soul).

damn that dude is so gangsta he's a chocolate twinkie!

by sammi_2008423 May 07, 2025

Chocolate solider

When you poop and your turd sticks up out of the water.

Hey, come look at my chocolate solider !

by Lkh21 September 05, 2017

Chocolate Johnson

When you stick your finger in someone’s ass and then put it in their mouth without warning.

“I got with this chick last weekend and I gave her the old Chocolate Johnson.”

by Mrs. Stinky Flaps November 01, 2020

Chocolate Banana Split

When a women shits while wearing a thong, splits shit in half and lands each side on her flip flops

"Did you see your mum do the chocolate banana split last night?"

by MrPharkuson July 02, 2022

chocolate dipped cheesecake on a stick

extremely hard to say. even the smartest people can struggle with it; quite the tongue twister

chocolate dipped- chocolate chipped- tocolate tipped- chocolate chipped cheesesteak on a stick- chocolate dipped cheesecake on a stick! i finally got it!

by scaroline January 19, 2022

Chocolate Eclair

The sex act involving the following scenario.

After engaging in anal intercourse without a condom the male climaxes then pulls out his genitals and notices a fine line of excrement on top of the shaft of the penis with the ejaculate resembling cream.

"Last night with shelly things got a bit wild and I ended up with a chocolate Eclair, yup a bit of the ol poopoo on the peepee"

by SpagetToucher69 June 17, 2021

Chocolate Eclair

When you put chocolate sauce on your dick and get a blowjob. When your done, she’ll have a mouth full of chocolate and “cream”.

Yo dude, I just gave my girl a chocolate eclair

by The Guru of all things Abnorma April 16, 2022