chocolate dinosaur

A chocolate confection shaped like a dinosaur. Inexplicably sold during the Easter season. Maybe 'cuz birds are dinos? IDK

"My neice got a chocolate dinosaur on Easter."

"... ... ... Please tell me you're not being facetious."

by Darth Ramious April 1, 2022

chocolate dream

When you dream of choco buddies.

I had a chocolate dream last night, it was so hot (chocolate).

by ExcuseMeChocoBuddy December 7, 2016

Chocolate seahorse

When after anal sex, one person then ejects seamen onto another's stomach

I got a chocolate seahorse from becky the other day

by Mozza1 February 16, 2020

Chocolate Smurf

Chocolate Smurf: Typically a little person, (but not limited to) who loves to give or receive butt stuff preferably with excrement or melted chocolate running down the crack

Hey man; there’s Alejandro… he’s a self proclaimed Chocolate Smurf

by Nashcar July 8, 2024

white chocolate asshole

The name you give your asshole when you are White. Generally used in a derogatory way.

See also:
Milk Chocolate Asshole
Dark Chocolate Asshole

That principal can suck my white chocolate asshole if he thinks I give two shits about what he just said!

Oh yeah, daddy! Lick my milk chocolate asshole!

I’m gonna shove my foot up your dark chocolate asshole if you don’t shut the fuck up!

by Word Maestro March 8, 2018

Chocolate Creampie

When a man ejaculates into a partners anal cavity while the partner has diarrhea, so when the semen and liquid poop mix together and leaks out it forms the Chocolate Creampie.

My girlfriend wanted to anal, but she didn’t tell me she ate taco bell earlier so I ended up giving her a Chocolate Creampie.

by SoupCat69 October 24, 2023

Chocolate fizzles

A chromie vegetable

He’s such a chocolate fizzles

by Sub to chocolate fizzles December 17, 2019