When a male and female have anal intercourse and fecal matter is on the male's penis or comes out of her anus during intercourse
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Get the fuck up a bird mug.A girl that you pick up in a club, bar, street or late night venue at 3am in the morning.
Usually pretty ugly, larger than the average, and very open to invites from anyone who is interested.
Usually pretty ugly, larger than the average, and very open to invites from anyone who is interested.
John: "How was your night?"
Richard: "Oh met a 3am bird and took her home!"
John: "Unlucky, but sometimes required :-)"
Richard: "True, but waking up next to her was very unlucky"
Richard: "Oh met a 3am bird and took her home!"
John: "Unlucky, but sometimes required :-)"
Richard: "True, but waking up next to her was very unlucky"
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Get the Big bird mug.A chair bird, a common creature among North America, Canada, Russia, and Iceland. Chair bird will sit in his chair (he has a collection). Sometimes he will knock on people's door and ask them to give them the chairs or bye bye. Chair bird also likes hats. He carries cowboy hats with him whenever and wherever
A: "What happened last night?"
B: "Oh, Chair bird visited my house."
A: "What's your favorite animal?"
B: Chair bird."
A: "Uhm.."
B: "All listen to chair bird, there is no escaping his wrath. He wants your chairs he wants your soul sacrifice for the better good of chair bird he wants you know, Michael. There is no escaping him. He will sacrifice you to the chair gods as you plead for mercy and the blood will splatter all over the walls and you will scream but nobody will hear you in the basement of Chair bird. Michael you cannot escape Chair bird. He is after you. Michael, What if I'M Chair bird? Would you doubt me? Chair bird is your new god, and if you will not obey his commands, then you will suffer."
B: "Oh, Chair bird visited my house."
A: "What's your favorite animal?"
B: Chair bird."
A: "Uhm.."
B: "All listen to chair bird, there is no escaping his wrath. He wants your chairs he wants your soul sacrifice for the better good of chair bird he wants you know, Michael. There is no escaping him. He will sacrifice you to the chair gods as you plead for mercy and the blood will splatter all over the walls and you will scream but nobody will hear you in the basement of Chair bird. Michael you cannot escape Chair bird. He is after you. Michael, What if I'M Chair bird? Would you doubt me? Chair bird is your new god, and if you will not obey his commands, then you will suffer."
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