ur mom

one sexy mf

ur mom is hot

by youranonymouslover July 7, 2021

ur mom

shes incredibly fat looooooooooooooooool
probably nikocado avocado clone

P1: "what's ur mom's name?"
P2: "it's nico avocado 2.0"

by EBtPGyt October 15, 2022

Ur Mom

Ur mom is a phrase used to be funny or comical, people often use it when being sarcastic.

Who wants ice cream? Ur mom.

by someone is here writing things February 9, 2022

ur mom

ur mom

"hey dude ur ugly" ur mom

by cacabutthole34 March 8, 2022

Today ur gonna die

When u hear this, RUN BEFORE HE PULLS OUT HIS GUNNN!

Person one: Today ur gonna die, say goodnight!
Person two: (Nothing) Bc Their DEAD

by QuaterX3 June 20, 2023

if you stretch ur food will go in a dogs stomach

yes it’s true, if u stretch ur food will in fact full the closest dog to you. so be careful u don’t wanna to over weight a dog

“Don’t stretch after eating! Your food will go inside a dogs stomach! If you stretch ur food will go in a dogs stomach”

by dog fans July 22, 2022

ur mum

basically every young kids say to people as a joke

"what the fuck are you looking at" "your mum"

by aliyah arnold March 25, 2023