Wake up with the King

To have sexual intercourse upon first waking up in the morning. Originally a slogan for a popular fast food (burger) franchise, the phrase plays off the slang burger for a woman's labia, as viewed from behind, when her legs are closed.

When Fred pulled back the sheets and caught a glimpse of Alice's burger, she knew---even through her morning grogginess---that he would soon be ready to "Wake up with the King."

Jim: "You're smiling a lot for a Monday morning, Fred."
Fred: "Even a Monday is a good day when you `Wake up with the King'."
Jim: "Damn, boy! I gotta get me some of that power breakfast!"

by nullibiquitous July 10, 2006

King explosion murder

Bakugo

Did you hear about how king explosion murder exploded those guys

by Wen Ning>v< January 29, 2022

king edward vii

Pure shit shack full of smack heads and people who ain’t going to get anywhere

“Woah look at him he’s not good”

“Yeah mate he went king Edward vii

by Slothlolz May 11, 2018

King Titty Whompus

generally a person who has mastered the art of titty fondling to the major third degree.

Person 1: look at jeff go, i mean hes doing great
Person 2: yeah he must be a King Titty Whompus

by DustNugget December 9, 2011

Owen the King of Simps

an Owen who crowns himself as being predominantly more important than all other simps and recommend all persons of the opposite sex to pleasure him

"Owen the King of Simps is remarkable"

"Yes"

by Timberland Boot February 9, 2020

Box munching King

Usually a male named Jonathan who wears glasses and is low key a kiny monster. He has a 100% success rate in making a girl organism with his tongue as his glasses fog up.

did she hook up with Jonathan? Lucky girl because he is the box munching king!

by BurnsOnion July 13, 2022

Demon King Rizz

To have so much rizz you could pull all the baddies in Las Vegas

"Did you see Alex chop it up with that freshman? Bro has that demon king rizz"

by CoachFrank69 September 30, 2023