National ur mom day

November 16 is National ur mom day. You have to reply with “ur mom” to everything. And if you don’t…you’re not very swag

Jimmy: hey what’s up Chris?
Chris: ur mom
Jimmy: what?
Chris: oh it’s National ur mom day

Jimmy: oh

by lolbopxd November 15, 2022

National Kiss Vinny day

National kiss vinny day is on January 4. Any person named vinny you see you need to kiss. They deserve it.

The kiss slowly turned into gay sex on National Kiss Vinny day

by Herepants January 2, 2022

National shrooms in the park day

Any day is National shooms in the park day if you take shrooms in a park

Jerry: let's go do shrooms in the park man
Tom: why bro

Jerry: because it's national shrooms in the park day

Tom: alright dude let's go

by Emotional Gandhi January 3, 2022

National Thigh pic day

January 14th is National thigh pic day is where a best friend lover ext is obligated to send a picture of their thighs to you.

You: hey! Did you know it’s Jan 14th also known as national thigh pic day?
Them: no I didn’t! Here’s a picture of thighs enjoy!

by That_thigh_guy January 11, 2022

National marry me day

Ask your lover to marry you,
Or ask your best bud to platonically marry you, you can also use this date to confess to ur loved one

National marry me day is about appreciating your loved one

by T&A :)) May 18, 2022

National masterbation day of Noah

December 11th 2021 has become the true national masterbation day after Noah the high schooler beat his meat 12 times in one day breaking his previous record of 7

Omg I forgot it’s national masterbation day of Noah.

by Noahthemyth December 11, 2021

National eat coochie month

Starts jan 1st at the time any clock strikes 12!! GET YO HEAD BETWEEN SOME THIGHS FOR GOOD LUCK ALL YEAR!

Omg! I didn’t eat autumn’s coochie on Jan 1st on national eat coochie month, my whole year is gonna be horrible

by Doyleily December 28, 2021