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James from Ikea

James from Ikea is an absolute prick
by Kejtdnsken July 21, 2019
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James Elphick

A James Elphick is a man. His got a huge heart, is giving, kind, caring & supportive. He thinks outside of the box and isn’t afraid to act unconventionally which often ends up successful.
His strength is admirable, his resilience remarkable, His a fighter in every way; nothing can stop a James Elphick! Not even a car going 80km/h!

James is the typical bloke who enjoys his boys, having fun and chicks. Always has too much time for everyone else while he neglects his own issues.
With James Elphick you will always feel safe and will always be safe while his around. His easy to spend time with and have a laugh with and fall in love with. Makes your life enjoyable and gives it meaning.
His incredibly skilled in many areas of life like with bikes, tools, dietary, physical fitness, keeping his lady satisfied 😘

Although perfect he may seem he struggles paying attention. He can be influenced. He has trust issues from childhood that makes maintaining a meaningful relationship difficult. He doesn’t usually hold a grudge too long at detriment to himself.

Also, you most definitely don’t want to get into a fight with a James Elphick as most everyone will end up worse off then when they start. You know it when you’ve been punched by James!
If you ever had a James Elphick then your an idiot for ever letting him go! Because now I’ve got him I’m never letting him go and unfortunately that should mean you all miss out on the best man out there!
James Elphick is the love of my life.
Kate: I love you baby, happy early birthday present my man.
James: My Birthday isn’t for another 2 weeks! But thanks babe.
Kate: You know id do anything for you babe xx
by Kate Elphick July 23, 2019
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James charles

The person who lost millions of subscribers because of some stupid fued
“I’m so sorry Tati, I didn’t mean to hurt you” *without no tears coming out* ~ James Charles
by 1800smackdatass July 24, 2019
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James

James is a white fuck who thinks subway is healthy and eats all the meats as the salads
james: lets get subway with salad

Zach: whats salas
by James Zach July 25, 2019
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James

A failure who spends his time in his basement shitting.
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james owsley

To the maximum extremity of slow; pudlike
Alex acted james owsley at the zoo
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James Miller

If you come across a James Miller hold on to him forever. He is such a kind and loving person who will do anything for the people he loves. Is the kind of person who takes everyone’s problems to be his own. He might be a little weird sometimes but he’s such a cutie that it doesn’t matter. Has a great singing voice, all though he might not show it.
Girl: Have you seen James Miller? He’s so cute. And I saw him defending one of his friends.

Other Girl: Yes, he is such husband material.
by thatweirdnamestalker November 8, 2019
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