Booty Hair

The hair in yo butthole that dingle berries get caught in

That mans booty hair is a fucking jungle, Jesus fucking Christ

by BigBubba69420 June 19, 2022

hair brush

It is a hair brush to brush your ugly terrible hair!

Pass me the hair brush!

by Hazzahdictionary June 27, 2022

Ryan’s hair

Naturally red with no hints of blonde whatsoever

Ryan claims that his hair is blonde…. Ryan’s hair is red

by Yahdidkdd July 1, 2022

Blue hair

Someone that has blue hair probably doesn’t appear as they seem. Also dont offend this person or you might get choked out by a dog collar.

El Chappo: Did you meet up with that girl you met online?
Putin: Yeah but she had blue hair so I got the fuck out of there.

by TrojanSpyware July 5, 2022

Curly Hair Shrinkage

Baby, it's not bald-headed... ITS SHRINKAGE!

-Has your hair ever got shorter in the cold wind when blowdried?

THAT'S A SIGN OF SHRINKAGE!
- You washed your hair and your curls get tighter and shorter? SHRINKAGE
(Happy Black History Month)

To all my beautiful/handsome black women/men who struggle with Curly Hair Shrinkage... Your hair is beautiful the way it is, You don't need to forcefully stretch your hair out to feel powerful... Embrace your shrinkage sis!
Curly hair shrinkage: The state of curly hair in which curls get tighter and become shorter than usual.

by Black Girl Problems - February 15, 2022

Blue Haired Immy

That blue haired girl named Immy that isnt that cool, charming or good. In fact she's the exact Opposite just a right mong.

Wow she's such a blue haired Immy, Twat.

by Blue Haired Gary February 19, 2022

Hairing

An alternate word to the word "shave" used in the same context as you would skinning something

Person 1 "I think I want to shorten my hair"
Person 2 "Oh I can help you I'm hairing somebody right now"

by _Izzysaurus February 24, 2022