May 14

national “tell shrabya to shut up” day

Shrabya: pooop
anyone: it’s may 14, stfu

by cockluvr May 14, 2022

May 8

National Pajama Day.

Friend:hey why do you have pajamas on?
Me:Its May 8 duh

by Alani is so good May 4, 2022

Mai

The girl can sleep all day long. Please wake up and continue your work, thank you *heart*.

Mai slept 14 hours while not finishing her homework.

by notMai November 21, 2021

May 20, 2022

Its May 20, 2022

Me: Hey do you know its May 20, 2022
Person: yeah?
Me: ok

by Jasonzzldude May 19, 2022

May 18

RUB HEAD DAY

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Rub a bald person's head and tell them how smooth it is 🤤🌪️

Person 1: hey that man a bald mf
Person 2: I'm gonna caress that head
Person 3: it's may 18 cuh, rub that head
Bald Man: ye
Person 2: smooth as hell

by TesticleTim May 17, 2022

May 14

May 14 is celebrated as International Kiss Your Homies Day. Make sure you show your favourite mofo some love by kissin' em on the cheek, or the lips (No Homo of course)

"Bro It's May 14 today. It's International Kiss Your Homies Day"
"Really? Well in that case get in here bro"

by bigbazoongas3000 May 12, 2022

.9.You will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.

.9.you will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.

.9.you will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 28, 2025