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Hair Sissy

One whom simply cannot bare the very thought of tangled, messy, or even slightly unkempt hair.
Stop threatening me with a hair-cut! You're being such a hair sissy about this!
by Lieutenant Salt March 20, 2019
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Bear Hair Rash

Also known as BHR, when a sleuth of gay bears, without shirts on, in a densely populated night club brush past each other with excessive force, trying to move around and pretend to be dancing , often making sexual innuendos to compensate for the lack
Of dance skills.
I have Bear Hair Rash, after a night of clubbing at a gay bear event and all the bears were rubbing their hairy body’s past me.
by Akrikaaners August 6, 2023
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gozling hair

gozling hair is when a man has really thin and fine hair ,usally fair and sticking up,and is accompanied with greasy shiny skin,He also probably wears a weather beaten wax jacket!!!!!!!
Look at him over there with gozling hair the suns shining right through it,silly thin haired cunt, whats he doing sunbathing in a wax jacket?EERRUGGH!
by Si22 October 3, 2006
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Cozier than a hair in a biscuit

When you’re very, snug, cozy, or comfortable.

Popularized by Michael Evans in 2021.
Last night while the snow was falling and the fireplace was roaring, I felt cozier than a hair in a biscuit!
by geej123 April 17, 2021
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Martian hair

funkily-dyed hair one might expect to see on Mars.
She has Martian hair.
by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023
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Skox Hair

An upcoming trendy hairstyle, representing a cross between a fox and skunk, hence the term: Skox Hair

The colors include parts of white & black representing a skunk, and lovely patches of shades and tints of orange representing a fox.

How to achieve this look?: Many woman have accidentally discovered this hairstyle by bleaching their hair from a dark color. Although not intentional it is the greatest thing that has ever happened to them. If you would like to be one of the first to empower the world with this stunning look, go buy a box of bleach and dump it all over your head.

Professionals say the style will soon take over all females heads, leading us into what some have named, "The Skox Epidemic."
-Did you see that girls hair? She looks like an animal!
-Yeah she has Skox Hair!
-She's like a foxy skunk!
by shaythefoxyskunk April 6, 2013
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Holy Hair Pie

When a powdered donut hole has a shaved belly button that you don’t want to fuck but it’s still hairy even after shaving it. Also a version of desserts. Not a good dessert. Only the DeSquirts.
Holy Hair Pie Guy!

No Pain, No strain, Holy Hair Pie. Must have DeSquirts!
by HairyPieHole November 10, 2020
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