Wake up with the King

To have sexual intercourse upon first waking up in the morning. Originally a slogan for a popular fast food (burger) franchise, the phrase plays off the slang burger for a woman's labia, as viewed from behind, when her legs are closed.

When Fred pulled back the sheets and caught a glimpse of Alice's burger, she knew---even through her morning grogginess---that he would soon be ready to "Wake up with the King."

Jim: "You're smiling a lot for a Monday morning, Fred."
Fred: "Even a Monday is a good day when you `Wake up with the King'."
Jim: "Damn, boy! I gotta get me some of that power breakfast!"

by nullibiquitous July 10, 2006

Burger King Blowjob

A dance move where you play an imaginary game of Banjo-Kazooie

Woman 1: Hank is so hot, look he's doing the Burger King Blowjob.
Woman 2: Yeah he is way better than Kaz.

by Amy McGrath November 15, 2020

burger king bulldozer

Somebody who goes to Burger King and orders 27+ whopper burgers and a bunch of large packs of fries. They often order a lot of chicken nuggets too.

Woah, that guy over there is a Burger King bulldozer.

by mcnuggetdestroyer January 2, 2018

King Mike Luster

Tall Handsome Gemini Male

Super Drug for Sapiosexual females

Heterosexual Spiritual Kemetic Warrior

Last descendant of the Solomon Christ mind

Deep thinker wises man in the land

Young charismatic type of guy who conquers

Mr make that shit happen by any means

Rapper from Michigan by ways of Los Angeles

The Greatest conquer mentally in the land after the greatest warriors name was King Mike Luster

by Isaiah Campbell December 7, 2019

King Chris Maguire

Sunderland’s Biggest shagger and the biggest shithouse in the EFL. Scores fucking bangers for fun aswell

Fucking hell I wish we had signed King Chris Maguire

by PedoPeter May 19, 2019

P-pop Kings

BGYO (Becoming the change, Going further, You and I, Originally Filipino) composed of Aki, Nate Gelo, Mikki and JL are considered the true P-pop Kings.

Look, BGYO aka P-pop Kings are smashing the charts!

by ppop_expert October 12, 2021

King of Pipe city

To receive so much anal sex from someone in power you are referred to as King of pipe city

George: wow Alan sucks up to the boss so much

Jake:
Yeah you know he is the king of pipe city

by Queenofemall April 27, 2015