a person has noisy hair if they are from epsom and have mousy brown hair. bonus points if they have two parents present in their home lives. the hair could originally be described as mousy brown, but becomes noisy brown when they start talking shit about people and gossiping.
person a: this girl from epsom keeps saying she has blonde hair, but it’s actually mousy brown
person b: nah, it’s noisy hair now. she snaked on my girlfriend even after she swore she wouldn’t tell anyone
person b: nah, it’s noisy hair now. she snaked on my girlfriend even after she swore she wouldn’t tell anyone
by bettyinacardigan August 28, 2021
Get the noisy hairmug. A form of guy's bed head. A colic that sticks up and can't be combed down without hair gel or an excessive amount of water.
Hey man, I won't leave my house until I get rid if this pear hair I woke up with this morning. Before I do that, I have to find my hair gel
by Freckle Duncanschnuter September 23, 2014
Get the Pear Hairmug. by myyyyyyayyyy July 3, 2023
Get the my hair it dont movemug. National spit on hair day is on Friday April 19. Spit on hair all day. FRFR. START YELLING WHEN SOMEONE GETS SPIT IN THE HAIR.
by neksozkdkwiskwkmwmwkxixdi April 18, 2019
Get the NATIONAL SPIT ON HAIR DAYmug. A poor girls hair clip-in hair extensions made of yack hair and soggy dog hair. A Bellami Hair girl is usually a lady of the night who works the streets in the ghetto.
by Hair whisperer June 11, 2022
Get the Bellami Hairmug. What you get after leaving hair gel in for a while and it starts to dry, white little flakes all in your hair. Common with dancers
by snappy.dragon December 8, 2016
Get the hair gel dandruffmug. A hair style of typically long thick hair with perfect curls defined by the CW television show network’s trademark perfect hair on every character, even if they are doing something as unnatural as waking up from a long nights sleep… their hair will still be perfect.
(Some examples include all of the main female characters in The Vampire Diaries, Pretty Little Liars, Gossip Girl, etc…)
(Some examples include all of the main female characters in The Vampire Diaries, Pretty Little Liars, Gossip Girl, etc…)
“Oh my gosh, her hair is so gorgeous!” “Yeah, she totally has, like, CW hair”
Also mentioned in Glee — Kurt Hummel to Sebastian Warbler: “I don’t like your CW hair.”
Also mentioned in Glee — Kurt Hummel to Sebastian Warbler: “I don’t like your CW hair.”
by oopsiezs January 7, 2025
Get the CW hairmug.