Dancing Michael Robot is when you lose your sanity after not having a successful orgasm in a while. The term itself derives from the "dance Michael Robot" lyric from Getter Jaani's song "Dance Michael".
Alizée: What has gotten into Rainer? He's been acting so irrational for the past week!
Zazie: He's dancing Michael Robot. He'll recover some time later. He just needs to get the right feeling.
Zazie: He's dancing Michael Robot. He'll recover some time later. He just needs to get the right feeling.
by MissSaikou October 14, 2021

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by xXDevilishAngel666Xx July 7, 2022

A person who is worse than a zebra; Can't figure out whether to be black or white.
A person who is born one color then decides to change their color to the opposite.
I'm not even sure why everyone liked him so much, he molested little boys and girls.
A person who is born one color then decides to change their color to the opposite.
I'm not even sure why everyone liked him so much, he molested little boys and girls.
by B_Dubs1319 May 15, 2023

by stanaal July 18, 2018

Michael Reynolds is an amazing person. He can be a dick sometimes ok all the time but he is nice to his friends sometimes. He is stubborn, self absorbed, and is a really big narcissist. If he cuts you off you would feel horrible for about five minutes then cry for the rest of you life. Michael is a good listener and is a great friend he won't tell your secrets. He has a great sense of humor and is an overachiever. He believes he is better than everyone. He isn't sexy in sweatpants either. He isn't athletic and runs like a squid. he also has to wait forever to kiss his girlfriend bc he isnt that cute no one really knows why she went out with him anyway. He has friends but not a lot because he is self absorbed sometimes... He can also act really gay sorry not act; is gay with his buddy Donald Duck. He also doesn't want to be blessed... cause he's a FUCKING atheist.
"Hey did you see michael (mike) reynolds?"
"yea he looks like a dick but wanna be friends with him anyway"
"yea he looks like a dick but wanna be friends with him anyway"
by idontwannalikeyou:but i do December 5, 2018

by anonymous November 23, 2021

He’s one of a kind. The type of guy you never have to question his intentions, or his motives. He’s genuine, and selfless, and an incredible father.
by anonymous February 19, 2024
