Being an illegal alien and doing things like having stolen social security card. Fake workpapers et Federer.
by sphixster December 14, 2023
Get the Wet collar crimemug. by George68 August 17, 2022
Get the wet drymug. when u get real scared, u laughed to hard, or chugged 1/2 bottles of water (totaly didnt happen to me)
here is real story
me: truth or dare?
friend: dare
me: wghars ur dare
friend: drink 1/ 2 bottles of water
20 minutes later
me: uh oh
friend: dude you have to be kiddng me
me: i wet my self...!
friend: laughs so hard*
me: truth or dare?
friend: dare
me: wghars ur dare
friend: drink 1/ 2 bottles of water
20 minutes later
me: uh oh
friend: dude you have to be kiddng me
me: i wet my self...!
friend: laughs so hard*
by i eat air November 1, 2025
Get the i wet my self...!mug. When a woman ejaculates and urinates on a man’s face at the same time while she is sitting on his face.
My side-bitch is crazy, last night while she was riding my face, she gave me a Wet Muschamp...but I kind of liked it.
by Capt. Sicarius October 6, 2018
Get the Wet Muschampmug. a) (humorous); what you do when when you come out of the shower with your hair dripping wet and you are too bloody lazy to use either a towel or a blow dryer to dry your hair comme du monde.
b) (drug addiction withdrawal symptom) : episodes of literal 'wet dog' uncontrollable shaking engaged in in by drug addicts undergoing withdrawal, especially withdrawal from heroin and or cocaine
b) (drug addiction withdrawal symptom) : episodes of literal 'wet dog' uncontrollable shaking engaged in in by drug addicts undergoing withdrawal, especially withdrawal from heroin and or cocaine
mother: Stan, why the hell is the bathroom floor wet again?
Stan: lol, don't ask stupid question, you won't receive a stupid answer. It's lol because I just did a wet dog shake; i was to lazy to use a blow dryer.
mother: Stan, I hope this wasn't f-sag. Now go take a mop and mop the bathroom floor
Stan: lol, don't ask stupid question, you won't receive a stupid answer. It's lol because I just did a wet dog shake; i was to lazy to use a blow dryer.
mother: Stan, I hope this wasn't f-sag. Now go take a mop and mop the bathroom floor
by Sexydimma August 27, 2013
Get the wet dog shakemug. When someone soaks there hands in lube and makes the penis ejaculate into a vile to be stored for later. A wet harvest.
I'm going to give you a wet harvest. I'm craving a wet harvest.
Slang; Harvest/ Harvested/ Harvesting
Ex. I need to be harvested. I know you want to harvest me. I'm getting ready for the harvesting.
Some would say a sperm clinic participates in the wet harvest.
Slang; Harvest/ Harvested/ Harvesting
Ex. I need to be harvested. I know you want to harvest me. I'm getting ready for the harvesting.
Some would say a sperm clinic participates in the wet harvest.
by Thinking A Little February 5, 2025
Get the Wet Harvestmug. by crabbyPattyFormula April 24, 2019
Get the wet nostrilmug.