National Blow Your Homie a Kiss Day

March 3rd

Person 1: Hey did you blow your homie a kiss today?

Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: Dude it's March 3rd
Person 2: Sorry didnt know it was National Blow Your Homie a Kiss Day (*blows kiss)

by Rapsman420 March 03, 2020

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Kiss my ass and color my world Thursday

The best day of the week to tell your boss "I quit!!" or walk out on an employer.

"TGIF" for the disgruntled employee.

BOSS: "I'm gonna fire you if you do that again"
EMPL: "It's a kiss my ass and color my world Thursday!! You can shove this job up your ass!!! I quit!!!"

by TammyTime1991 November 04, 2010

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Ian you kiss your sisters cat with that mouth

Ian you kiss your sisters cat with that mouth: It means when a guy like **Ian** Kisses a cat that belongs to his sister.

Dude 1: Ian you kiss your sisters cat with that mouth?

Ian: You know it!

by #BecomeAPlayerToday March 31, 2021

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assholykisselitis (ass/holy/kiss/e/lite/is)

When your dog, in order to scratch his ass, drags it across the carpet with his front paws up as if he is riding a motorcycle.

"Hey man -- check out my dog - he's got a bad case of assholykisselitis (ass/holy/kiss/e/lite/is). He looks like he's riding a motorcycle across the carpet."

by Black Turner December 13, 2013

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