by lil_BIG_dick January 17, 2018
Get the Baby Bird mug.A pointless win when a sports team is already eliminated from playoff contention. The win sabotages the teams’ draft position the following year. The term is typical used during the course of a Detroit Lions season.
Ryan: I really hope the lions win the last game of the year so that they don’t go winless this year.
Person 1: You realize the Lions won’t get the first overall pick if they win this game right? It would be a Bird Win.
Ryan: Yeah I know. You always want to win even if you’re already eliminated from the playoffs.
Person 1: 🤦 ♂️ #BirdWin
Person 1: You realize the Lions won’t get the first overall pick if they win this game right? It would be a Bird Win.
Ryan: Yeah I know. You always want to win even if you’re already eliminated from the playoffs.
Person 1: 🤦 ♂️ #BirdWin
by Mluke November 24, 2021
Get the Bird Win mug.Hannah: Did you know my name is a palindrome?
Todd: Did you know I don't care?
Hannah: Geez... hey, what the hell is that in your dog's mouth?
Todd: Oh that? That's just Dirty Bird Jenkins. He loves that thing.
Hannah: Oh,ok. Hey, did you know my middle name is Racecar? Also a palin...
Todd: Palemdrome, we get it. Who invited you here anyway?
Hannah: Your mom.
Todd: Did you know I don't care?
Hannah: Geez... hey, what the hell is that in your dog's mouth?
Todd: Oh that? That's just Dirty Bird Jenkins. He loves that thing.
Hannah: Oh,ok. Hey, did you know my middle name is Racecar? Also a palin...
Todd: Palemdrome, we get it. Who invited you here anyway?
Hannah: Your mom.
by Lilbunnymofo February 20, 2023
Get the dirty bird jenkins mug.A tall stalk like creature that lives in dumps and has a comb over, and is considered the most magnificent creature of them all. It is a spiritual being and has followers all around the universe. It is considered to be a spiritual and celestial being with desciples all around the universe.
Also known as Ibis
Also known as Ibis
"Oh Jeremy! You Garbage Bird you!"
"I'm Garbage Bird, cawwwww!"
"Go Garbage Bird!"
*chants Garbage Bird*
"I'm sexually attracted to Garbage Bird"
"Everyone says Garbage Bird is a cult, but I was born into the faith and I promise it's not a cult"
"And on the seventh day God created Garbage Bird and saw that it was good"
"Look at that Garbage Bird eating that guy's junk, oof"
"All hail Garbage Bird"
"I'm Garbage Bird, cawwwww!"
"Go Garbage Bird!"
*chants Garbage Bird*
"I'm sexually attracted to Garbage Bird"
"Everyone says Garbage Bird is a cult, but I was born into the faith and I promise it's not a cult"
"And on the seventh day God created Garbage Bird and saw that it was good"
"Look at that Garbage Bird eating that guy's junk, oof"
"All hail Garbage Bird"
by xgrated October 3, 2017
Get the Garbage Bird mug.A state of mind: not acting right, acting strangely, thinking in an odd way
Synonyms: wack, acting like a crack head
Synonyms: wack, acting like a crack head
by Lilygoose October 1, 2021
Get the Birding out mug.A person who is so low and reckless that they will, in a circle of dove hunters, fire their shotgun at a bird below the horizon thereby peppering others at a civilized dove shoot with pellets possibly "shooting their eye out." In the South, families with members who are so low, so base, so deserving of no trust that they will shoot at a "low bird", cannot be trusted in any situation.
Low Bird Shooter: You can't trust that person as his family has a history of shooting at a low bird.
by drbailey25 December 30, 2021
Get the Low Bird Shooter mug.The inability to identify birds. Any birds. All birds look the same regardless of size, color, or other distinctive factors.
Bird Blindess affected individual: “what’s the deal with the parrot?”
Normal person “Thats an eagle…”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “hmm?”
Normal person: “It’s a bald eagle.. it’s the symbol of America… are you telling me you don’t recognize what bird that is?”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “Okay, you obviously have not read my dossier. I have bird blindness.”
Normal person: “Bird blindness?”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “I can’t tell the difference between one type of bird and another.”
Normal person: “Okay but a duck and an eagle are two totally different sizes.”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “yeah well they look the same size to me man”
Normal person: “what about like a hummingbird?”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “Tiny bird? Incredibly fast wings? Hovers?”
Normal person: “yeah! See?”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “Yeah I only know about that because I read it… to me they look and move just like any other bird.”
Normal person: “wow.”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “Bird blindess… it’s my soul weakness.”
Normal person “Thats an eagle…”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “hmm?”
Normal person: “It’s a bald eagle.. it’s the symbol of America… are you telling me you don’t recognize what bird that is?”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “Okay, you obviously have not read my dossier. I have bird blindness.”
Normal person: “Bird blindness?”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “I can’t tell the difference between one type of bird and another.”
Normal person: “Okay but a duck and an eagle are two totally different sizes.”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “yeah well they look the same size to me man”
Normal person: “what about like a hummingbird?”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “Tiny bird? Incredibly fast wings? Hovers?”
Normal person: “yeah! See?”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “Yeah I only know about that because I read it… to me they look and move just like any other bird.”
Normal person: “wow.”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “Bird blindess… it’s my soul weakness.”
by ORODCUSTOMZ September 10, 2025
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